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April 30, 2003

Women's prayer

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man, who's not a creep

One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long

One who thinks before he speaks
Says he'll call, and doesn't wait weeks

I pray that he is gainfully employed
And if I spend his cash, won't be annoyed

Pulls out my chair and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows how to answer "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempts to hit on my friend

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the creep you sent me instead

Amen

Sent by Michelle

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