August 14, 2003
X-rated actress Mary Carey (marycareyforgovernor.com)
is a running for governor of California. Here's
her Gubernatorial Platform:
The most important issue facing California right now is our $38
billion deficit and 6.7% unemployment rate. California needs
a governor who will get our finances in order! As a “political
outsider,” I have fresh, original ideas for helping the
state generate revenue and reduce its deficit. Here are just
some of them:
1. Legalize gay marriage in California. This will generate a
tremendous amount of revenue for the state as a honeymoon destination.
Tax breast implants. From Beverly Hills alone, we should bring
in millions in tax revenue. (Note: I am all-natural and I personally
discourage the use of implants!)
3. Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense. This will
help grease the wheels of business in California and stimulate
4. If I’m elected Governor, I will wire the
Mansion with live web cams in every room. We will create a pay
site, and all money collected will go toward reducing the deficit.
Californians will get to see their government in action - literally!
(Also, we will have people from around the globe helping to pay
off our debt, so it doesn’t all fall on the shoulders of
5. I will create a “Porn for Pistols” program to
take handguns off the streets. Dealing with the violence and injuries
associated with handguns is a huge drain on our state's resources.
6. As Governor, I will recruit fellow performers from the adult
video industry as ambassadors of good will. These ambassadors
will be a great help to California when it comes to such things
rates for buying electricity from neighboring states.
7. I will coordinate the state’s unemployment and jury systems,
so that anyone who applies for unemployment will instantly be called
for jury duty. This will save California state and local governments
millions of dollars, because we won’t have to pay for jury
duty. It will also relieve those with jobs from the stress of serving
on lengthy juries.
8. I will fight the federal government's attempts to harass the
adult video industry. Adult video is an $11 billion industry
that creates more than $23 million in taxes each year for the state
of California. We can't afford to lose this tax base!
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