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July 16, 2003

The (cute) Burglary

I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

I RAN TO THE CABINET, GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,

SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.

I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.

I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL TO

THE BACK DOOR.

I OPENED THE DOOR AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY

AS I COULD.

I TIPTOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE WHERE I

HEARD HIM STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.

I TURNED THE CORNER AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT

AND GUN IN HIS FACE AND YELLED,

"HANDS UP !!!"

AND HE TURNED TO FACE ME .................

Sent by Sheila D.

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