July 25, 2003

Persian Jewish jokes

Q: How many Persian Chabad "rabbis"/Cult Leaders (Yemach Shemchem) does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What is a light bulb?

Q: How many Lubabavitchers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it never died!

Q: How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.

Q: How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It has not yet been determined. They are still searching for a Talmudic reference to light bulb.

Q: How many Reform Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, anyone can change it whenever they want to.

HMK

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