| December 6, 2004
Iraq terror alert system
BAGHDAD, (The Onion) --
The Iraqi Department of Homeland Security recently released a 10-level,
color-coded homeland security advisory system that will alert citizens
to the risk of a terrorist attack within Iraq's borders. The country's
current threat level is elevated, or Code Yellow-Orange. Citizens
living in towns with populations of 1,500 or more should prepare
for the smoke of burning vehicles to obscure the sun and expect
hostages to be tortured for several days before being killed. Should
the terror risk level rise to Code Orange-Yellow, it is likely
that hostages will be left alive only long enough to dig their
own graves.
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