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February 25, 2004

Hero/terrorist

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says:

"You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in al the newspapers: 'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'."

The man says: "But I am not a New Yorker!"

"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'," the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" says the man.

"Oh, what are you then?"

"I am a Pakistani!"

The next day the newspaper headline reads: "Islamic extremist kills American dog - Connections to terrorist networks are being explored"

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