Guys are stupid
I'm really pissed off with men, especially
March 29, 2004
My English is not very good but I had to express
my anger towards men, so here I go...
Okay let me be frank with
you: there is only one reason I am writing this article and that
is guys -- men generally speaking; the male sex -- are stupid.
I am just annoyed. Actually not annoyed but more like irritated.
maybe not even irritated but really pissed off with men, especially
Persian men, they make me sick, and you want to know why? Well
I'll tell you in a minute.
I've never ever ever dated any Persian guys until
last month when I met this absolute dickhead through a friend of
talk about being stupid. He was rude, disgusting, mean, lazy, unintelligent
and unromantic. All he could do is tell me about how he is friggin
"experienced" with women, who just made me sick, especially, that
I'm a feminist.
He would always tell me he had fucked so many
girls and licked so many arses, sucked so many tits, well you get
the image... I don't
know what was his deal but anyway I think it was his way of saying,
"I don't really need you, and you need me" sort
of thing, something like saying "you should impress me" or
I have dated many guys but this Majeed was one of
a kind. A friend of mine said this about him "zood aashegh meesheh
meesheh" (he falls in and out of love fast) which I think is
quite true about his nature. He can't stick to anything properly,
player. I mean if he was a player he would at least be good at
He made stupid jokes and expected me to find it funny
and laugh. He made fun of this really nice friend of mine who was
giving complements about him, and he was telling me how she looks
like "Abdi", the chubby Iranian actor. I mean seriously, do some
of you guys appreciate anything?
This is what is making me sick,
I don't know what
goes in your brains anymore, is it really all about sex, is there
anything else you people would give a damn about or is life a mission
for you to find a hole to shove your dicks into? Well I mean if
that's all you men are capable of, you could at least try
My best friend Pasha is an Indian guy in his late
20s. YES he is Indian! You Persians, and your Persian egos, all
you think about is yourselves and how you are from the "true" Aryan
race... WHITE! And if let's say one of 'us' goes out with
an Indian who has slightly a darker skin then the world must have
come to an end.
I am not trying to say Indians are all good or
bad, they don't actually like Iranians that much either,
we "neighbours" just don't know enough about
eachother's cultures, and we tend to categorize each other
as "stupid Muslims" and the Indians as the guys with
the funny "accent".
I just don't seem to understand
some of you "try hard Persians". You
come here to Australia and think you're an Aussie all
of a sudden. Have you forgotten your roots? You've just left
"paayeen shahr Tehran" (downtown Tehran) and ended up in Melbourne
and now you're claiming you are better than every one else.
Anyway I am getting off topic here. When I was with
Majeed he tried flushing a condom down the toilet. He comes back
in the room and
he goes "damn, the friggin condom aint going down! My uncle
is going to find out I had a girl in here!" and I am just
sitting there thinking, man this can't be true. Every minute
I realise more and more how stupid he is. I was scared if
I don't keep my distance from him 'it' might stick to
like a bad
I mean now that I think about it, I can't believe
I actually stayed with him for 4 whole weeks. I guess I was just
he would change. I tried so hard to make it right, but I never
I would say this: some people are just "az rishe kharaaban"
(rotten from the root). And there is nothing that can ever help
them. Our evidence of men's stupidity is this Majeed
There is more. He gets his friend to call me and
tease me. The chick on the phone goes to me "Hey, don't call Majeed
anymore, I'm his girlfriend, okay?" and I'm
just shocked of his immaturity. This is from a guy in his
20s. So I didn't contact him. Then after a few
days he sent me SMS email asking if I've left him and I'm thinking
what the fuck is this guy on about? Is he joking?
He tells me
I don't have "janbeyeh shookhi" (sense of humor). He says his
female friend was only joking with over the phone. What
kind of a sick joke is that? A guy who doesn't stick up
for his girl
is not a man, and he didn't give a fuck. Made me disgusted.
I felt like throwing up. He hurt me, and expected me
to believe it was a joke?
I mean it's not like I loved him or anything.
It was okay to sort of hang out with him sometimes
boredom. I thought no one could ever be this bad. I thought
actually have a good heart but just a bad way of showing
it. But nope,
I was wrong, as much as I hate to admit it, he was/is
fucked up in
the brain, and there is nothing to help him, not even
And then we have Pasha on the other hand. Pasha
and Majeed don't weigh up at all. Pasha is this north Indian
guy who is very
slim and tall. He had done his early years of education
in Russia, and
he has recently finished his masters in IT and communications.
He can speak Russian better than Hindi, and his accent
is sort of this Russian-English-Hindi mix which
is very cute. He is tan like me, and generally a very
the best taste at everything. On the other hand we
have this boy who is not too tall, sort of average, can't
properly, can't speak Farsi properly, can't behave
properly, is constantly struggling with his education
and loves to get drunk.
I don't think any of you
girls out there will ever, I mean EVER find a guy
smart, hard working, kind, gentle, and sexy, who
has a beautiful heart.
He doesn't talk much, but when he does you know
he has got something to say that is actually worth listening
will do anything for you, he is the most feminine
guy I've ever
seen that is straight.
If you look at him you'd
think he's very mean or aggressive; he looks
especially that he does body building. But inside
he is so soft. He
is the best chef who can cook the best Indian
dishes. His house/room
cleaner than my bedroom, he's always smelling
beautiful, his style of dressing is very fussed over, too. He
never wears anything that is not ironed. But he is
As far as
know, many girls would love to be with him,
but he just doesn't want any "girl friends". He says he
have the old emotions he used to, and girls
are "too smart". I never quite understand what he
means by that. He loves sex, he tells me he just wants to "fuck...
and that's it". But I have known
him for over a year
now, and he doesn't like to show emotions
though he has such an emotional nature. He tends to hide
Pasha treats me really good. He listens
to me, he helps me when I have a problem,
He is like my angel, too bad he can't
be MY angel.
I am just disappointed now. I
don't think I will
one; he certainly won't be Persian.
I rather him be human than
anything else. A man with manhood and
ego. A man with roots,
a man who is proud of what he is, not
some one who pretends
he goes clubbing. A man with a fair
sense of humor who has a sense of what's right
A man who
me when I do it wrong. A man who can
make me feel special, perhaps
the most special girl on the planet.
Maybe I just want someone like Pasha. Are
it's only a matter of time before
I find out my destiny. I hope I meet the man
of my dreams
my life doesn't end up like my mum
and dad's. .................... Say
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