A to D
Classification of Iranians in the U.S.
By Dr. MD_PhD
May 13, 2004
Please allow me to address your concerns by performing
a simple analysis of the psyche of the Iranian communities in the
hope through this simple analysis, we will be able to better understand
our predicaments and shed some light as to why Iranians have stagnated
just like a donkey stuck in the mud!?
Generally speaking, one can
classify the Iranians living in the US in the following four groups
of people and I will describe the
characteristics and attributes of each group:
A) The Group of ChelloKabob
This group which consists of majority of the Iranians
living in the US blindly followed the Akhoonds 25 years ago like
of sheep (Goosfand.) One of the most obvious attributes of this
group is its hypocrisy.
The members of this group usually travel
to Iran once or twice a year. While flying to Iran, the female
members of this group
wipe out their make ups, put the black veil (tent) on and start
reciting mambo jumbo from Qor'ANN. The male members, on the
other hand, to cover the smell of the alcohol consumed during the
flight use all kinds of mouth fresheners. Most of these bastards
are US citizens. The members of this group are not religious at
The moment they arrive at the Iranian Customs/Immigration agent
at the Mehrabad airport, they begin showing how happy they are
coming back home and how bad the US is. On the way to back to the
US, the same very people display their happiness to the US Immigration
officer as to how great it is to be back home in the US of A. You
see the hypocrisy?! There is an old saying in Persian, "Eenha
Ham Az Akhor MeeKhorand Ham Az Toobreh." I have more respect
for pimps (Jakesh) than I do for this group of animals.
B) The Group
of Terrorists (Mordehkhors//Bacheh Akhoonds):
The members of this
group are heavily funded by Rafsanjani and his thugs. They are
willing to sell their own mothers to stay alive.
They are in minority and must be annihilated at all costs. My recommendation
is that if you ever identify these bastards on the streets or anywhere
just run over them or shoot them.
C) The Group of ANN-telectuals
(Rebels without a cause then, old farts without a cause now)
members of this group most often have advanced degrees (e.g., Ph.D.s)
in social science fields!?! The members of this group have
read many books but have no clue as to how one should implement
the ideas in those books. Twenty five years ago, they used to belong
to a variety of t Marxist / Leninist / Maoists groups. After the
collapse of the Soviet Union and the ideological, political, and
economical bankruptcy of Communism, these folks migrated to the
camp of Dr. Mosadeq.
This group is the source of all the ills in our society. In fact,
they are the ones who instigated the members of the Group A and
B to take on the streets 25 years ago. They hated the Monarchy
foe one reason only. That is they themselves wanted to be the Monarch!!
In other words, "Shenaagar'e Khoobee Hasstan Aabb Nemebeenand."
The members of this group must be castrated so that that they can
D) The Group of Patriots
The members of this group are becoming
I know for fact that several members of the CCed list belong
to the group D. I am going to conduct a statistical analysis of
Iranian population in the US and determine the exact distribution
of these groups. I'll provide the results as soon as they
God Bless The Patriotic Iranians
goodbye to spam!