Tony, Mohammad and George
By Arash Z
September 12, 2002
Tony: George, I want you to talk with Mohammad, we need to make sure they stay
George: I don't mind that, but he better not start preaching me about civilization
Tony: Come on George, he's one of our own, let him say whatever he wants to say,
just listen to his BS for a few minutes..
George: I don't have time for that Tony..
Tony: George .... half an hour of BS is better than years of headache.
George: OK, but...
Tony: OK then... I'm going to have my secretary put him on...
Few minutes later
Tony: Mohammad Jaan salam, this is Tony, how are you?
Mohammad: Shokre Khoda, I'm good. As you know these bastards are giving me a hard
Tony: I know sweetheart, I know... In fact I have George on the other line to see
if we could have a phone conference about that...
Mohammad: George? THE Sheytan Bozorg?
Tony: Dagheeghan azizam, exactly...
Mohammad: Tony e aziz, you didn't tell anyone about this? Did you?
Tony: No azizam, I know those bloody bastards better than you!
Mohammad: If anyone find out about this? You know they will take me to court and
Tony: I know sweetheart, I know. You have back problems and you can't handle shallaagh...
OK then, let me put George on...
Mohammad: But Tony, I'm nervous. Are you sure George is in a good mood?
Tony: Yes, azizam, George loves you.
Mohammad: I thought George likes Ali K or that guy... Reza Shah better than me.
Tony: No Aziz, George is for democracy. He loves you better than anyone.
Mohammad: But if he likes me, why does he talk like he hates me all the time?
Tony: Mohammad jaaaaan, George likes you sweetheart.
But he has to tell his people exactly what you are telling your people. I'm sure
he loves you.
Mohammad: But Tony, why doesn't he like my civilization stuff?
George: Toooony... helllooooooooo... bullshitting...
Mohammad: What is bullshitting Tony?
Tony: Bullshitting means civilization stuff.
Mohammad: OK then... Salam George aziz...
Tony: Can we talk about Saddam Hossien now?