March 25, 2004

A Happy, Happy New Year to you all.

Mummy and Daddy had no idea that it was Persian New Year so we (Kourosh & Siavash) crept out of our cots, booted up the computer and are writing this email with picture attached.

We can hear daddy snorring and mummy making funny noises like the ones which come from our nappies when we have trapped wind. Come to think of it Daddy makes similar noises too only his sound like a weather balloon has ripped open.

We hope to see you all soon and have just had our pictures taken so we can be given passports. Once we get them daddy says he is going to send us back to where we came from. Mummy tells him to shut up.

All our love and dribbly kisses (we are teething).

Kourosh & Siavash Salari

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