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July 24, 2004

Test your Italian

Translation of the conversation on this clip:

-- "Excuse me what time is it?" asks the guy on motorcycle.
The farmer touches the donkey's testicles and says, "It is 3:35."
-- "Are you sure?"
-- "Yes."
-- "Thanks."
-- "Welcome."
Then the guy returns and again asks what time is it?
Palping his donkey's testicles the the farmer says, "7:15."
The guy checks his new watch and says, "Yes, it is exactly 7:15. How can you tell?"
The farmer elevates the donkey's genitals to reveal the church tower clock.

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