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January 21, 2005

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Cheney chi meegeh?

WASHINGTON, January 20, 2005 (Reuters) - Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites) said on Thursday that Iran was at the top of the administration's list of world trouble spots and expressed concern that Israel "might well decide to act first" to eliminate any nuclear threat from Tehran.

Winner: Seyed Jalal Hosseini. Sad Afarin!
Thanks to Zohreh Ghahremani

OTHER ENTRIES

Choob Dosar-ghohi: "man dolat ta'een mikonam! man too dahan-e Iran mizanam!" or, "zan boro kenaar bezaar bezanam deh!"

Mahan Esfahani: "What??! Four more years with this boob?!"

Soheil Samouhi: "Be hamooon khodaiee ke ghabool nadaram, be hamin ghalbeh naghesam...ta ghabr A A A A........ma ba iran kari nadarim."

Anees Sardari: "I should have used Preparation-H..."

Simin Habibian: "Aareh man goftam ke iran dar list barnameh hay mast, vali be toe hich rabti nadare ke company man ba iran moa’meleh mikoneh. Agae ziadi fozooli koni yeki mizanam to dahanet!"

Mehran Azhar: [With regard to Cheney's position as Halliburton CEO on Iran's oil reserves before and after the election] Cheney: "I do solemnly swear that I did not have financial relations with that company..."

Parisa Behnia: "Damn... I knew I shouldn't have had the chili at George’s last night..."

Nima Kasraie: "bekhodaa taghseer e man neest! Naahaaram toosh loobiyaa zeeyaad daasht." or, "OK. OK. It was me! Must be the beans I had for lunch."

Parham:
Comic:
"Dude, I'm telling ya: It's Dick. D.I.C.K. Like one you've never seen if you have me keep my right hand up one more minute."
Freudian:
" I, Richard Cheney, do solemnly swear to abide by the constitution of Halib... er, of the United States of America.."
Actual:
"No, you old fart, George was that other guy you just swore in. I am Dick."
Must-have-been-thinking:
"Move it, dickbreed. It's so cold I may just pee all over you and your stupid constitution already"
Satirical (reading a new part just recently added to the text by none other than Bush himself):
"... and to protect the Amer'can people from those damn terrrists and them weapons o' mass destruction, so help me Gaaaaad..."

The person who wins the most number of daily quizes in a month will be awarded a book valued at up to $50 from Mage Publishers and their name will be enshrined in the Column of Champions! The award for second place will be "Avaaz-e Khaateraat", Shahrokh Golestan's interview with the late Delkash, including memorable songs from 50 years ago up to her recent concert in London. This cassette tape produced by the BBC Persian Service, has been donated by Reza Moini, most kindly.

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