January 21, 2005
Cheney chi meegeh?
WASHINGTON, January 20, 2005 (Reuters) - Vice President Dick Cheney
(news - web sites) said on Thursday that Iran was at the top of
the administration's list of world trouble spots and expressed
concern that Israel "might well decide to act first" to
eliminate any nuclear threat from Tehran.
Winner: Seyed Jalal
Thanks to Zohreh Ghahremani
Choob Dosar-ghohi: "man
dolat ta'een mikonam! man too dahan-e Iran mizanam!" or, "zan
boro kenaar bezaar bezanam deh!"
Mahan Esfahani: "What??! Four more years with this boob?!"
Samouhi: "Be hamooon khodaiee ke ghabool nadaram, be hamin
ghalbeh naghesam...ta ghabr A A A A........ma ba iran kari nadarim."
Anees Sardari: "I should have used Preparation-H..."
Simin Habibian: "Aareh man goftam ke iran dar list
barnameh hay mast, vali be toe hich rabti nadare ke company man
mikoneh. Agae ziadi fozooli koni yeki mizanam to dahanet!"
Mehran Azhar: [With regard to Cheney's position as Halliburton
CEO on Iran's oil reserves before and after the election]
do solemnly swear that I did not have financial relations with
Parisa Behnia: "Damn... I
knew I shouldn't have had the chili at George’s
Nima Kasraie: "bekhodaa taghseer e man neest! Naahaaram toosh
loobiyaa zeeyaad daasht." or, "OK.
OK. It was me! Must be the beans I had for lunch."
"Dude, I'm telling ya: It's Dick. D.I.C.K. Like one you've never
seen if you have me keep my right hand up one more minute."
" I, Richard Cheney, do solemnly swear to abide by the constitution
of Halib... er, of the United States of America.."
"No, you old fart, George was that other guy you just swore in.
I am Dick."
"Move it, dickbreed. It's so cold I may just pee all over you
and your stupid constitution already"
Satirical (reading a new part just recently added to
the text by none other than Bush himself):
"... and to protect the Amer'can people from those damn terrrists
and them weapons o' mass destruction, so help me Gaaaaad..."
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