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September 5, 2005

Airport security

What would be a funny caption or dialogue for this photo?
(Thanks to Farsa & Ramin for the photo)

Winner: Kamran Shahhosseini. Sad Afarin!

Other entries:

- David in Texas:
"What is this large metal object stuck in your ass?"

- Seyed Jalal Hosseini:
"Sir, per Homeland Security regulations, I will be touching you below your belt. We have a private room if you don't want to be touched in public. We are very sensitive to Islamic People's feelings and needs. Thank you for your patience and understanding."

- Hamid Nayyeri:
Turkish Officer: "I know We are related but I have a job to do."
Donkey: "Come on, little lower."
Chadori: "I should be able to see something big from this angle."
Other Man: "Nice ass."

The person who wins the most number of daily quizes in a month will be awarded a book valued at up to $50 from Mage Publishers and their name will be enshrined in the Column of Champions! Second-place winner will receive the comic book "Rostam tales from the Shahnameh".

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