 Personals you may have
missed
Cartoons
By Mahmoud
September 24, 2003
The Iranian
Every
day there's a new face on the persoanls ad smiling in the corner
of the pages of iranian.com. Some of the ladies are eyecatching
and one is compelled to click and read more. These
are mostly typical male
or female Persians. Yes, they are not Arabs, have
no religion, hold PhDs, drink and smoke socially, and they all
love koobideh.
These are a couple of personals you may have
missed.
Female, nickname: Flying fish
I am a 30-something-year-old woman. My biological clock warns I should marry
and have kids soon. The only thing I love is myself. I am not interested
in short-term adventures. I want security.
My man should make me proud of
his social and financial standing as well as his family and cultural background.
I want a man who hates koobideh and football, and is instead interested
in opera. My man should be in his mid 30s,
a true gentleman and, most important
of all, listen to ME. No fat, bald men please. Male, nickname: Crocodile
eater
I am a 40-something-year-old male. My stomach is a koobideh
graveyard. I have a high school PhD in billiards and
Arab
history. I don't like Googoosh. I don't smoke socially,
but shoot drugs. I don't drink wine;
only homemade aragh sagi. I have visited nearly all the famous
prisons
in America -- and stayed in some.
I like Iranian
women, but only when they are shaved and use nice aftershave.
They should not be over 30, otherwise they would make koobideh
out of me. I am not that rich. The greatest
thing I inherited from my family is baldness. I am really
boring, have nothing to say, and my thoughts fly around the
next koobideh meal.
Now, you might
wonder why am I putting in this personal ad?
It's very simple. Because the last thing I want
is a partner. Please
don't
disturb me and or waste my valuable time >>> See cartoons
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