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The kakistocracy
Government by the most unprincipled citizens

May 24, 2004
The Iranian

To say the Islamic Republicanism of Iran is a failed experiment in statecraft is to state the obvious. Exempting the ones who have been vacationing in Mars for the past quarter of a century, or those with an allergic reaction to reality and aversion to living in a fantasyland of their own creation, a minute minority still insist on the possibility of reform of the failed system.

Of course, the existence of such minority is no surprise. Throughout history such diehard opponents have been--and are expected to be around, regardless of any failed ideology they struggle to validate. It certainly is hard to have one's dream to come true and then realize what a nightmare it has been.

Make no mistake about it: the Islamic Republic is the worst nightmare of its most ardent original supporters. By now, its true nature has become crystal clear--even to the most gullible of the bunch: they are a ruling clerical clan without the ability to run a country and the intellectual acumen to learn from their mistakes, as if twenty five years has not been enough time!

To top the disaster, the kakistocracy (government by the most unprincipled citizens) is corrupt to the core, way down to the sub-particle level of the core; they seem to be least concerned about the damage their behavior is causing Islam, the religion they use as the vehicle for their crime.

One can be coy or try to put on a brave face or even drag out historical wrap-sheet of other faiths, but at the end of the day, it is the height of the embarrassing admission that, thanks to their misdeeds, Islam is now equated with barbarity, backwardness, fratricide and terrorism. This is not just the view of the non-Moslem population of the world; increasingly, many Moslem adherents think thusly. Should anyone have a sliver of doubt about this assertion, he should check out the number of conversion to other religions.

Christianity and, to a lesser degree, other religions are having a bumper crop of new adherents, mostly walk-ins; there is even a healthy number of former Moslem Raelians, the beam-me-up-Scotty religion. Some Moslems try to mask their faith, "spiritual" being the most common self chosen designation. And of course the changing of names to non-religious ones, at least in Iran, is so common that it does not even bear mentioning.

Needless to say, Islam has definitely nothing to be ashamed of; rather, some of its self professed followers are the ones who are the culprits. And, certainly it is not the first time that human beings have used belief in the higher authority as their personal, self aggrandizement tool. Follow any religious history and you will find it littered with the same cast of characters who were after self indulgences at the cost of other's sincere beliefs.

Amongst them one also notices a special breed, the reformers. They are the ones who profess the desire to be the harbingers of change from doldrums. Of these, the ones who have put their talent and energy into fashioning a less painful separation of temporal power from the celestial are the ones that have either succeeded -- or opened the door for others to succeed -- at saving the faith from a certain abuse by ever present charlatans. The others have been either demagogues, snake oil salesmen or in the best case, faithful with a last ditch effort to fit a round peg into a square hole.

We have had our "glorious Islamic Revolution," and now that the time to face up to the ugly reality has arrived, the diehards are busy concocting, scheming or otherwise throwing a Hail Mary pass which, at best, prolongs the agony of the deathwatch. The latter-day Iranian "Moslem Luther's", "The Hermeneutical Expansion and Contraction of the Theory of Shariah,", or in colloquial Persian, sholkon-seftkon sharia is nothing but an exercise in Persian mysticism laced demagoguery. Or his State side acolytes, or if you will, Luther in training, socio duo's taking out of context quotations from Locke, Rousseau, Hobbes and alike and hammering together a wordy high school level essay replete with tongue twisting jargons to impress the uninitiated -- is the cure all elixir that can be spotted a mile away.

Rehashing Shariati's utterly failed Fatima is Fatima and Alavit vs. Safavit Islamic theory that many of us have out grown, thanks to seeing it in practice in Islamic Republic, is to say the least, passé. One has to give them credit, though, for their creative abuse of facts, something that would make their ideal, Ale-Ahmad, proud. And lastly, the insistence that within the context of the present Islamic Republic's constitution, Islam can accommodate Democracy is a falsity.

The very "reformist" president pushed that nonsense for seven years; gender change of the pusher is not going to change the nature of the oxymoron argument.  It is time to face the stark reality, in the words of Joseph Welch to Senator McCarthy at the end of his reign of terror, "You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir, At long last? Have you left no sense of decency?" >>> News & politics forum

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