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* Saddam's body parts for Iranians leaders
* Soosk, Hans Blix, Bush & Blair
* Fox show: Pick Iraq's leader
* War, what is it good for?
* Can the U.S."rebuild" his arms?
* Golestan's memory
* For freedom of the press
* Dar kojaa-ye jahaan istaadeh-am?
* Lezat
* Honda ad

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April 25, 2003

* Saddam's body parts for Iranians leaders

Heard from Niki A.:

My aunt in Tehran told me this joke: Saddam wrote a will before the Americans attacked. His wish was, "When I die, give my hand to Khamenei, my moustache to Rafsanjani and my balls to Khatami."

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April 25, 2003

* Soosk, Hans Blix, Bush & Blair

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April 25, 2003

* Fox show: Pick Iraq's leader

From The Onion:

New Fox Reality Show to Determine Ruler of Iraq

Get ready, America, because you're about to choose the man - or woman - who will lead Iraq into an exciting democratic future," said Fox reality-programming chief Mike Darnell, introducing the show at a press conference. "Will it be Ahmed Chalabi, leader of the exiled Iraqi National Congress? Or General Tommy Franks, commander of the allied forces? Or maybe Roshumba Williams, the Macon, GA, waitress with big dreams and an even bigger voice? Tune in Tuesdays at 9 to see." >>>

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April 25, 2003

* War, what is it good for?

Am I the only one who still does not see the point to this war?
Where exactly are these weapons of mass destruction, where are these evil people, where are the good effects of the war?
When I turn on the television all I see is more destruction happening, and lots of Iraqi people wishing they were dead.
Where's the rejoycing? The 'yay, saddam's gone'?
Where's the democracy?
Where's the 'heaven on earth'?
Where's the reason that this whole thing started?
Or am I just blind to it all? Is it right under my nose?

Am I making a mountain 100 out of a molehill? Am I the only one who wishes Tony Blair would go to Iraq right now instead of accusing the newspapers of pro-saddam propagada? Am I the only one who thinks that our 'high class' country has gone absoloutley power mad...?

I'm sure I'm not the only one. I'm sure other people are sitting at home thinking ' I'm so ashamed that I'm British', I'm sure that people are wishing they'd done more to stop, I'm sure people are thinking - how did this happen, I'm sure that other people feel fear when they switch on to the news, wondering what our countries done to these people now...

I wonder if these politicians, dictators, leaders, I wonder if they have ever heard the humble song, that many of us bopped our heads to when we were younger? War, what is it good for?

April 16, 2003

-- Roxana Jafari

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April 25, 2003

* Can the U.S."rebuild" his arms?

April 9, 2003: The United States says it is taking precautions to avoid civilian casualties, but Baghdad's hospitals are packed to overflowing with wounded residents of the capital.

One of them is Ali Ismaeel Abbas, 12, who was fast asleep when a missile obliterated his home and most of his family, leaving him orphaned, badly burned and missing both his arms.

"Can you help get my arms back? Do you think the doctors can get me another pair of hands?" Abbas asked. "If I don't get a pair of hands I will commit suicide," he said with tears spilling down his cheeks.

So Bush, can you help him get a new pair of hands? Blair? Aznar? Karimov? Can the U.S. "rebuild" his arms?

Anyone?

-- Khosrow Sadeghi

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April 25, 2003

* Golestan's memory

Below is Kaveh Golestan's reply to my question regarding one of the photos in his photo essay a few months ago ["Those days"]. I am deeply sad to hear the news about his sudden death in Kurdistan. Iraqi Kurdistan and the Iranian Kurdistan have been the graveyard of many who have stepped on landmines.

These landmines remind us of the harsh realities of war, the remnants of war that will stay with people long after wars are over. Kaveh Golestan was a great photojournalist whose pictures connect with people. He will be greatly missed. Please accept my condolensces.

Elham Gheytanchi

From: kaveh golestan <kavehgolestan@yahoo.com>
To: elham gheytanchi <elhamucla@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: a question about your photos
Date: Mon, 3 Feb 2003 06:11:26 -0800 (PST)

Salam bar shoma, Khanoom Elham:

Thanks for your kind words. It is good to see that these photographs still "connect" after so many years... My memory is woven into my photographs: I just have the pictures, I don't remember!

As you can see I have a lot of these tiny pieces of the passage of time... All I recall of that scene is that it was a cold winter day at the Beheshte Zahra cemetry. They were burying bodies of martyrs. There was the smell of death, camphor, and the fear of possible attack by the Shah's soldiers. There was anger and a lot of shouting.

Sorry, no way I can identify the man in front of the crowd carrying the body of the martyr... Once again thanks for your interest and kind words.

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April 25, 2003

* For freedom of the press

From Farhad Sepahbody:

U must be working hard behind your pute. Good work. Keep at it.

When I was a counselor [at the Iranian embassy] in Paris, I invited to my home Fauvet and Andre Fontaine of Le Monde, respectively CEO and Chief Editor.

I was complaining about an article in Le Monde that was not favorable to Iran. I got the best answer ever! Fauvet told me: "Almost everybody dislikes Le Monde when we write about their country and love it when we write about someone else's homeland."

That was great. And so it goes with iranian.com.

I am for freedom of the press.

Best wishes and gratitude,

FS

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April 25, 2003

* Dar kojaa-ye jahaan istaadeh-am?

From Maziar Behrooz:

I just left a message on your phone; this is a poem by Khosrow Golesorkhi which I would like to be added to the end of my article ["The red rose"], thanks:

Golesorkhi started his final defense, during his first trial in 1973, with one of his own poems:

een sarzameen-e man cheh beedarigh bood
keh saayeh-ye matbu'-e kheesh raa
bar shaanehhaa-ye zolaktaf pahn kard
va baaghhaa meeyaan-e aatash sookht
va az shaanehaa tanaab gozar kard

een sarzameen-e man cheh beedarigh bood
seql-e zameen kojaast?
man dar kojaa-ye jahaan istaadeh-am?
baa baari az faryaadhaa-ye khofteh va khooneen
ey sarzameen-e man!
man dar kojaa-ye jahaan istaadeh-am?

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April 25, 2003

* Lezat

One of six black and white nudes forwarded from Tehran:

Lezat bebar:)

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April 25, 2003

* Honda ad

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-- Simin Habibian

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April 11, 2003

* Latest joke in Tehran

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April 11, 2003

* No Iran War

-- Babak Khiavchi

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April 11, 2003

* No good

There is no good in this War.

The only good, the innocent lives on both sides, are being lost in this war.There is not even a lesser evil. This is a battle of two evils where the good can not take sides.

Whatever the outcome, the good lose.

The loss of lives have lost their true meanings and become mere statistics in this war. Painful deaths are translated into numbers that only serve to push stock prices higher. Human flesh is being burned to ashes, joints are being severed, and souls ripped out of decapitated bodies every second in the name of liberating these bloodied masses.This is not a humanitarion efffort to liberate the masses. Humanity was long dead before the new millenium.

The new millenium did not bring about the flourish of civilization. The most uncivilized of battles is raging on in the cradle of civilization where ancient minarets are taking stand against high-tech smart bombs.There is no such thing as a smart bomb in this war. Bombs can not tell the difference between innocent civilian flesh and guilty military blood.

There is no difference between innocent civilians and guilty soldiers in this war. They are all oppressed human beings under tyrannical rulers.There is no difference between the tyrannical rulers in this war. Whether abusing people's religious beliefs or humanitarian values, they prosper by sustaining fear of the enemy in the hearts and raging war.
There is no good in this war.

-- Babak Khiavchi

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April 11, 2003

* Everyone knows

From "Naamehaaee az Tehran" by Behrouz Emdadi Assl.

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April 11, 2003

* In simple words

I know you from you she wrote

Often we hear how someone can say or do something even if for a mere moment, yet.. that moment will stay with you forever. I never knew how powerful words can be until I read this email.

The time I received this email I was facing some emotional issues in my life and I felt that not only I had let myself but this special person in my life down as well. This person is my mother and like all other years I sent her a card for her birthday. She replied back with this email. I cannot express how it made me feel (tears in my eyes) other than to repeat myself and say I never knew how powerful words can be. I could almost hear her voice.

This is my mummy’s email word by word. The words she has used are simple, there are grammar mistakes but they straight from the heart, which made it so special. Azizi, whom she refers to in her email, is her mother who has passed away and Ayoub is my younger brother:

Salam Azizam

Thank your for the lovely card and lovely words. I am reading your words since you started your kindy and I never ever got anything the same. All of them in these years are very special to me and all is new but the same, I love your feeling when you put it on paper and in word. I love them just like how I kiss you when you are sleeping, I was kissing you and azizi was telling me ‘leave her alone while she is sleeping’, but I could not let you go. Even though I knew you need your sleep, and you’ll wake up and be a loose koochoolu again.

Anyway I love you for what you have inside, never ever you can change my love for you, not with study not with money not with anything. I am proud of you any colour you are, any language you talk or anything.... because you are gift from my God and I know you from you and just look after yourself for me and don’t hurt yourself, if do you will hurt me.

Love you so much. I am very proud of you and ayoub.

Love shala

-- Elham Ayoubzadeh

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April 11, 2003

* Baran

-- JINK

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April 2, 2003

* Ensaan doostee



-- Parviz Abolgassemi

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April 2, 2003

* MJ wannabe



An Iranian Michael Jackson wannabe in Washington DC, and he's pretty good too! >>> SEE

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