Lokht dar Ayneh: Virginity

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08-Feb-2011
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HHH

by Doctor mohandes on

at least when you make an attempt to make a diagnosis do some dilligent work to have a correct one.

In what dehkoore talking and making fun about sex is an indication of some systemic perversion!

TAlk about man dar avordi nonsense!


Anahid Hojjati

Sorry Statira, I guess you are female.

by Anahid Hojjati on

I thought you were male. I apologize. Any way, my point is that I have no date for Valentine. Therefore, Faramarz can use his creative power on another person for Valentine and write about them.


statira

Umm...Anahid

by statira on

I'm not a lesbian!


HHH

Oghdehye Bee-Sexi

by HHH on

They talk about sex, joke about sex, argue about sex, because they're not allowed to have sex. Systematic countrywide perversion.


Anahid Hojjati

No, Faramarz jan, don't write any story about me

by Anahid Hojjati on

Faramarz jan, instead write about statira and his date. I have no date coming up, Ok, so no story. However, I hear Statira has a date with a very cute girl on Valentine's day.


statira

Faramarz khan

by statira on

Now it's time to think about a story about Anahid and her date. We want lots of chashnies.


Anahid Hojjati

So DM, Faramarz is not as Bad a... as

by Anahid Hojjati on

His blogs make him. That is good.DM you wrote in your comment titled "Genius"

"...And the most important of all Bokhor ", what does this mean?


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OH shoot

by Doctor mohandes on

I forgot to add the :)))) sign to all of what i said below:)))))))))))))))))

Love ya Holms:)


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anahita

by Doctor mohandes on

NA baba hamash Filmeh. Behind the screen action. all the boinking takes place behind the scene ( i know cuz i have been there myself) 

he is a love -making warrior wanna be not an actual real, made of steel, genuine, hard core, bad a@@@, honest to goodness, redneck, less filling tastes great, I-want-it-all and i-want-it-now, lose that shirt and get on that table woman, get down and gimme 20,

 love maker.

This song is dedicated to him, if you can open the file that is,

 

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Anahid Hojjati

DM jan, how can I be a lesson to Faramarz? Impossible

by Anahid Hojjati on

Faramarz jan Ostaade hame ma hastand dar zameeneh ghoghagaree, man harche talash ham bekonam tamam badanam nemeetavand be andaze anghoshte shast Faramarz ghogha bekone.


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Genius

by Doctor mohandes on

Wow. i see the sea of creativity here is in Motion and Talatom.

Anahita

Ghogha o Fetne kon Ghogha gar! Bezan, Bepash, Beriz. Bekan. Bedar. And the most important of all Bokhor. Also. here is an idea, Why don't you live-blog it? So we can all get to see how your implementing your romantic strategies!!! Be a lesson for All of us. Makhsoosan In faramarze sheytoon!

Ari.

sorry man. ehem ehem means what it means, No over or under interpretation about it.

 


Faramarz

Just Synonyms

by Faramarz on

Anahid, Fetneh Talab is a synonym for Ghogha Gar!

Have fun on V-day!

I did the Sholeh Zard thing last year, but I need to come up with something new this year. Maybe something Egyptian like Papyrus!


Anahid Hojjati

Faramarz jan, I will not drag, be clicked and tell .

by Anahid Hojjati on

By the way, what does the "fetne talab" mean in this case? I don't get it.Besides Valentine day is a Monday this year. Maman joonam ejaze nemeede beram date on a work night. 


Faramarz

آناهید غوغاگر فتنه طلب

Faramarz


We want to hear about your date on Valentine with all the details about and all the Clicks, Hits, Drag & Drops that are fit to print!


Multiple Personality Disorder

These guys are brilliant!

by Multiple Personality Disorder on

They are acting as mirrors, reflecting what goes on in our society.

Mirror: "something that gives a minutely faithful representation, image, or idea of something else."

Excellent job.  Keep it up.


Anahid Hojjati

Thanks DM for the advice

by Anahid Hojjati on

DM jan, With the great advice from you, I feel all prepared to go on a date now. Ghogha khaham kard:).


Ari Siletz

ehem ehem

by Ari Siletz on

Sounds like a dead battery or a bad starter coil. But maybe that's over-interpreting.

 

Kudos to both Lokht and Ayneh. Their comedy is a labor of love and it shows. Time for skits ala SNL please. Adding a third, female, character would open up new angles.


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NO "lease" fo You!

by Doctor mohandes on

Faramarz LOL!

They actually much preferred to be Bought and owned and told what to do,,, i mean be driven than be leased.  besides... what about all the complications that a good, decent, bone-breaking lease can have? teeenk ebuut eet Berader. I mean the leasing apparatus is made of some delicate tissues/parts/elements dammit! have some respect:))

 Anahid Khanoom

Not only that, Guys are more Visual, They are Touchy too. I mean we, us guys, would much prefer get a sense of (Literally) what it is we are dealing with. Kinda of sensual exploration, It is an adventure. I see your point about apple, It is also a delicious fruit, So yummie for our tum tums:)

And I also agree with you that for guys the issue is always Click and clickability:)

So remember that on your next date veeet peerence char (or achar) meeeng:)

 

 

 


Anahid Hojjati

Dear DM, all I meant about Apple was

by Anahid Hojjati on

the fact that starting from late 1980s, I was more interested into PCs and then Windows operating system and in order to do a computer task, i would use the commands like clicking on paste, save, copy, etc. However, many of my coworkers, the guys, seemed to like getting tasks done by clicking on icon for copy, paste, save and that probably explains part of appeal of Apple computers to the guys since Apple has been traditionally more operated by clicking on icons versus windows. And you know that in general, it is said that guys are more visual compared to women. so my reference to Apple was a computer reference  and not ehem ehem related :). I hope I explained this.


Faramarz

Doctor Mohandes

by Faramarz on

Put me down for one of those Kia's!

I want to lease one!


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Faramarz

by Doctor mohandes on

Today's chinese - made and Japanese - assembled Virgin automobiles if you will, Do have the capacity and the durability and whatever bility that you can possibly akkkss for to go where no Virgin Car has beenbefore and basically can show you a good ride. The are rough riders to the core! Must be the damn drug... i mean the gasoline they use.

They have good Resiliency and it comes with Good coverage sometimes!

The problem with the sports car is that, they, i mean the cars, force you to make so many god ddamn trips to the autoparts store and make you buy thing for them all the time. And changing gears all depends on the age and the phyisiomechanical shape they, I mean the car is in.

Buddy the mechanic told me so!


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HG

by Doctor mohandes on

Che shabhayee ke sar shod...

Bar rooye Piste Grand prix....Azize man amman amanaan haha haha yyyyy tabeebe man (unlicensed).

Che rooz hayi ke sar shod... Ba "chap nakarde ha" va Chap karde ha... Ba ham o sava ... Aziz e man ammaann...

Che rooz Hayi ke komak ra nandeh ferestade shod donbale nokhod siah... ke "ranandeh" faghat bashe o mashiinesh... Ya hahaha haha  

 


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Aghayoon and LAdies

by Doctor mohandes on

To those who are making uncalled for recommendations or suggestions, ranging from going on a trip to what is the proper come back for the word "liver" :)

Lotfan Assoonesh  begeereed:)

Anahid jan

Well i am glad that i would not have to draw anything for you since i ain't no Da veeen cheee:))). But i am not getting the Apple connection here! maybe you should do a diagram for me .

 

 


Faramarz

همساده جان، گل گفتی

Faramarz


 

ماشین بیوک آخرین مدل دست راننده ناشی یا راننده ماهر تو ژیان تصادفی، هر دو واقعا  سبب رنجش خاطر میشن!  


hamsade ghadimi

آقا فرامرز

hamsade ghadimi


فقط ماشین صفر کیلومتری و ماشین کورسی که نیس. آدم باید مواظب باشه که ماشین چپ نکرده باشه یا تصادفی‌ نباشه. از اون طرف هم خانوما باید مواظب باشن که راننده ناشی‌ نباشه و استقامت راندن "گراند پری" رو هم داشته باشه. وگرنه وجود کمک راننده الزامی میشه. من رو یاد یکی‌ از داستان‌هایت می‌اندازه.


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Work out:)

by comments on

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Follow gossips in actors and actress sex ex-partners.  You will see how loose characters are described.

I realized someone using too much of the word of "Jeegar".  Do you know what's the common response to this word?  And where is the Jeegar?


Faramarz

No Catch and Release!

by Faramarz on

“Catch and Release” practice only makes the fisherman frustrated and the fish lazy!

Being with a virgin is like driving a zero-mileage sports car! Your friends may think that you are lucky, but you know that you cannot push it beyond 3,000 RPM for the first one thousand miles (Aab Bandi!)

I think that the sports car driven by skilled drivers are a lot more fun and changing gear is very smooth!


Amir-ofs-ki

a good laugh

by Amir-ofs-ki on

These guys are funny and this episode was funnnier than previous ones. I thank you for a good laugh.

BTW, some of you commenters are too stuck up or, you need a vacation. I know that I do (and I am not even stuck up).


Anahid Hojjati

OK, DM, thanks for explanation

by Anahid Hojjati on

Ok, I think I am getting it but i am still not that clear. You need to draw a diagram. DM, that was a joke. When I was in my twenties, i noticed that whenever you asked guys something, 90% of the time, they wanted to draw for you. No wonder Apple is popular with guys. I am a windows kind of person. Words do it for me except when they are not clear which is when I need to ask just like right now. But seriously, DO Not, DO NOt draw a diagram or the new Admin might block you.


KingReza

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by KingReza on