Toilet Prayers

Islam has a prayer for every activity, says Azghandi

from Ghormeh Sabzi
09-Mar-2012
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Oon Yaroo

Brother Salman, welcome back!

by Oon Yaroo on Sat Mar 10, 2012 06:00 AM PST

Is there any special saying in Qor'an to recite when you are having a five (5) flusher*?

* This is the case when you have had 5 days of no bowel movement and suddenly you have to blast the mostrah apart....!

 

 

 


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salman farsi

آداب بیت الخلا

salman farsi
Sat Mar 10, 2012 05:40 AM PST

 

 و چون خواستى متوجه به نماز شوى و حاجت دارى به رفتن به بيت الخلا پس ابتدا كن به آن و آداب بيت الخلا بسيار است و جمله اى از آن بطور اختصار آن است كه مقدّم دارى در وقت داخل شدن پاى چپ را و مى گوئى :

بِسْمِ اللَّهِ وَبِاللَّهِ اَعُوذُ بِاللَّهِ مِنَ الرِّجْسِ النَّجِسِ الْخَبيثِ الْمُخْبِثِ الشَّيْطانِ
به نام خدا و با ياد خدا پناه برم بخدا از پليد ناپاك آلوده آلوده پرور (يعنى ) شيطان
الرَّجيمِ *
رانده شده

 و چون كشف كردى بسم اللّه مى گوئى و واجب است در اين حال بلكه در تمام حالات مستور كردن عورت را از ناظر محترم و حرام است در اين حال رو به قبله و پشت به قبله نشستن و مستحب است آنكه بگوئى در حال قضاء حاجت :

اَللّهُمَّ اَطْعِمْنى طَيِّبا فى عافِيَةٍ وَاَخْرِجْهُ مِنّى خَبيثا فى عافِيَةٍ *
خدايا بخورانم غذاى پاك در تندرستى و از من خارجش كن ناپاك در تندرستى

و وقتى كه نظرت افتاد برآنچه ازتودفع شده مى گوئى :

اَللّهُمَّ ارْزُقْنِى الْحَلالَ وَجَنِّبْنِى الْحَرامَ 
خدايا روزى حلالم ده و از حرام دورم كن

و چون خواستى استنجاء كنى اول استبراء مى كنى پس دعاى رؤيت آب را مى خوانى:

اَلْحَمْدُ
ستايش
لِلَّهِ الَّذى جَعَلَ الْمآءَ طَهُورا وَلَمْ يَجْعَلْهُ نَجِسا *
خاص خدائى است كه آب را پاك كننده قرار داد و ناپاكش نكرد

و در وقت استنجاء مى گوئى:

اَللّهُمَّ حَصِّنْ فَرْجى وَاَعِفَّهُ وَاسْتُرْ عَوْرَتى وَحَرِّمْنى عَلَى النّارِ
خدايا عورتم را (از گناه ) نگه دار و پارسايش كن و آنچه پوشيدنش بايد بپوشان و بدنم را بر آتش حرام كن 

و چون از جاى خود برخاستى دست راست را بر شكم مى كشى و مى گوئى :

اَلْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ الَّذى اَماطَ عَنِّى
سپاس خاص خدائى است كه زدود از من
الاَْذى وَهَنَّاَنى طَعامى وَشَرابى وَعافانى مِنَ الْبَلْوى *
آزار را و گوارا كرد بر من خوراك و نوشيدنيم را و از بليه نگاهم داشت

پس بيرون مى آيى و مقدّم مى دارى پاى راست را بر پاى چپ و اين دعا را مى خوانى:

اَلْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ الَّذى عَرَّفَنى
سپاس خدائى را كه لذت غذا
لَذَّتَهُ وَاَبْقى فى جَسَدى قُوَّتَهُ وَاَخْرَجَ عَنّى اَذاهُ يا لَها نِعْمَةً يا لَها نِعْمَةً يا لَها
به من داد و نيرويش را در بدنم نهاد و آزارش را برون برد، وه كه چه نعمتى چه نعمتى چه
نِعْمَةً لا يَقْدِرُ الْقادِرُونَ قَدْرَها
نعمتى كه اندازه گيران اندازه اش نتوانند كرد

 

 //www.aviny.com/Mafatih/Motoon/Mafatih103.aspx

 

 

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jmyt17

Toilet Prayers

by jmyt17 on Sat Mar 10, 2012 04:13 AM PST

 

That is a reason I have your leader picture in my Toilet.

So,me and my wife paying a lot of respect to him, and hie followers.

 


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choghok

thanks god basijis are so elevated

by choghok on Sat Mar 10, 2012 04:12 AM PST

thanks to all the praying to god everywhere they just rape with coke bottle, what would happen if they did not worship god in toilet. I would not even want to think about it. 


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Gezhap

Facism at its highest level

by Gezhap on Fri Mar 09, 2012 07:08 PM PST

There is no other religion or sect in the world that gets this much into even most basic functions of human behavior Like Islam does.  This so called religion or satanic cult wants total control of your mind and body and reduces humans to the level of insects.  Have no mercy or compassion for this people.


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Disenchanted

Go thank God that Akhond didn't forbid taking crap for good!

by Disenchanted on Fri Mar 09, 2012 01:10 PM PST

                What were you gonna do if you had to choose between relieving yourself and going to hell?! :-) 

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MRX1

Thank god

by MRX1 on Fri Mar 09, 2012 01:06 PM PST

Now I can go to bathroom with peace.


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Farhad Khateri

Azan, call to prayer

by Farhad Khateri on Fri Mar 09, 2012 12:30 PM PST

A friend after watching this wrote me that; now he knows whenever he goes to bathroom he must be praying. He also told me that he decided to call for prayer as loud as possible on his way to bathroom. It took me a few second to figure out what he meant (farting).

 


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عموجان

“Masturbation” wish knew pray for that!

by عموجان on Fri Mar 09, 2012 08:36 AM PST

At least he could spell out what pray should be said when shitting or peeing 

Yaa Hossein, yaa Ali or that’s Eamam Zaman’s department. 


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Demo

So Typical!

by Demo on Fri Mar 09, 2012 07:05 AM PST

Of Akhoondism's igonrance!

Not even once mentioning of GOD's name!  


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maziar 58

..?

by maziar 58 on Fri Mar 09, 2012 06:34 AM PST

min 1.11........?

so we all been praying all these yrs without knowing about it.

Maziar


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Jahanshah Javid

Allah o Akbar

by Jahanshah Javid on Fri Mar 09, 2012 04:48 AM PST

تئوری تکامل در توالت تکمیل شد :)


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