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by Jahanshah Javid
21-Oct-2007
 
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Ok Ugly

by Tonya (not verified) on

One more for the road... see ya on the flip side.

You're so ugly, when you went to the zoo they refused to let you out.


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happy holloween

by ugly (not verified) on

ok tonya, here is my last joke. I'll see your notes on other blogs. hints, just use reverse psychology to get attentions: like the following:

1- say something nasty

2- say something bad about iranian government (mullah or shah).
3- you got the idea...? hehehehehe
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You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
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adios amigo. lol


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again

by Tonya (not verified) on

When you were born you were so ugly the doctor slapped your mom and your dad!


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bah, bah, lol

by ugly (not verified) on

hey Tonya, that was a good with an interesting character. you did it. see, you got lot of potentials. you got me about farsi to english translation. I do not know how to translate that phrase to English! hehehehe. I'll think about it, do I feel dumb hehehehehehe!?
ok, another joke:
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I am so ugly, they let me to park in handicapped spaces. :(


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so Ugly

by Tonya (not verified) on

We is so ugly Freddy Krueger has a Nightmare On Elm Street everytime he thinks of us and wets the bed.

Na... my Farsi is pretty bad.  But I'm learning...lol.  I keep my dictionary with me at all times though and can usually pick out a word or two.  Help me!


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aha tonya got ya!!!!hehehe

by ugly (not verified) on

you and I are so ugly, that we have to trick or treat on internet. lol.
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hey, not bad, you are getting it. humm, it looks like we are the ugliest of the group and no one else dares to be ugly to join us! BTW, if you know farsi: beh khoshgeley behdeh karam....hehehehe


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Ugly

by Tonya (not verified) on

I think I found where you got these... very cute!

You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.


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hey olagh catcher

by ugly (not verified) on

coooooooooool, you fit right on dude,hehehe. like your first name "olagh". look at you!? you're hiding behind annonymity too.
It's halloween and you are suppose to act as a halloween character not as Ms Iranian pagent!
so, just have some fun. some jokes for you, can you handle it?

I am so ugly, that I have to Trick or Treat by email. how's that?

Are you a girl by any chance?


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Tanya, it's halloween

by ugly (not verified) on

come on it's halloween season. you did not say something uglier than ugly me.hehehehe
hooooooooooWooooo, looks like I found a friend.
okay
answer:
So.... what DO I get chased by "me",heehee. any smile on your face? or it was too boring?


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Ugly & zig, Consider yourself caught!

by olagh catcher (not verified) on

By the olagh catcher. You are small and provincial in your thinking and hide behind the annonymity of the web to be cruel to others. You are like a bad smell. Go away.

JJ, thanks for posting these. They are interesting and well done.


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Ugly

by Tonya (not verified) on

Now now now.. I'm sure your moma thinks you're beautiful...lol.  I need to call one of my sons to answer your riddles.  I havent had my pink moo yet and I'm not clever in the morning.  But you give me an idea... why don't you start your own quiz blog... !!!!  Maybe I'll pick up a few good jokes! 

So.... what DO I get chased by??????


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Tanya where is ur scary photo,hehehe

by ugly (not verified) on

if you like these photos, then u have to see me! I'll bet u'll through a party for my looks,heheheeee.
fill out the rest: hints---
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I'm so ugly; farmers use my picture as a scarecrow.

ur turn- to finish the line!!!!!
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You're so ugly, every time you go out you get chased by..............???

did u get it?


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Different

by Tonya (not verified) on

I like playing around with different effects too.  Definitely "different strokes for different folks".  I can see where it might be a little funky looking to some but it's kind of cool too.  Not what you want to put in your family album but fun to play around with.


Midwesty

Thanks JJ!

by Midwesty on

It's different.


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halloween nonsense

by BS (not verified) on

Q: What is a Mummies' favorite type of music?

A: Wrap!!!!!
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Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years ?

A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home !


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I like the way the colors

by PT (not verified) on

I like the way the colors seem to be brighter but over all, this doesn't work.


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you're so ugly

by grumpy (not verified) on

You guys are so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application. heheheeheeeeeheheh


Parham

I would prefer...

by Parham on

... to see the pictures without the Photoshop effect. Frankly, this effect is not really that cool and it spoils the images.
My two chooghs.


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Sorry to say, but this kind

by zig (not verified) on

Sorry to say, but this kind of pictures -or graphics or whatever it is - makes me want to throw up!
It's like trying to stroke a
crocodile the wrong way!
I would think there are pretty ok looking people in these pix, but not this way, with all the dots and lines.
They look like they have a skin disease.
go see a dermatologist.
sorry guys it's not you per say, it's the creator of the pix!


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too many ugly people and over 300 ponds

by ugly (not verified) on

come on lose weight. I thought I am ugly but u, just came from ghabrestoon hahahahah.