Sic Semper Tyrannis

You Are Cordially Invited to the Annual Anonymous Observer Iranian.com Multiple Username Meeting &

Gala    

Location: Shannon Michelle Wilsey Conference Hall – Sheraton Hotel and Resort – Roanoke, VA.

 Date: December 6, 2011  

 Program 

8:00 - Opening remarks by Anonymous Observer

8:30 – Remarks by Amir1973: What is a West residing IRI groupie?  Signs to look for in detecting this group of malcontents.

9:00 – Presentation by OnlyIran: Who is an IRI junky?

9:30 – Joint presentation by Simorgh5555 and Anonymous Observer: How to spend the money you have received from your Zionist bosses.

10:00 – Coffee and networking break.

10:30 – Presentation by guest speaker iranmilitaryforum.net: How to survive multiple username blockings and to return under a new one.

11:30 – Speech by featured speaker Benjamin Netanyahu – how to concentrate all Zionist propaganda efforts on Iranian.com.

12:30 1:30– Lunch

1:30 -4:00 – Traditional Iranian afternoon nap.

4:00 – Presentation by Oktaby - When will Iran be bombed and how can we speed it up?

5:00 – Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra duet - Performed by Oon Yaroo & Fesenjoon.

8:00 – Midnight – Ronald Jeremy Hyatt Grand Ballroom – Black Tie Gala and Dance – hosted by Iranian.com and Radio Javan.

RSVP: by November 10, 2011.

***Important notice: this is a private event and is open only to invited guests, who are those who have been accused, at least once, of being another username for Anonymous Observer on Iranian.com.  If you are such person, and are not listed in the Program, please advise by leaving a comment below.