What does IRI stand for?

What does IRI stand for?

There is this common misunderstanding that IRI stands for "Islamic Republic of Iran". WRONG!

What IRI stands for is “Islamic Rapublic of Iran”.

"Rapublic" is the combined form of "Rape Public", which indicates the centrality of raping people to the ideology of the current ruling regime in Iran.

Since Islam means submission, the literal meaning of "Islamic Rapublic of Iran" is simply "Raping Iranian people to submission", and this is exactly what the founder of IRI had in mind. Not one word more or one word less.

Please beware that recently all of the people in Iran who were thinking that "R" in IRI stands for Republic (Rule of People,) were raped by government authorities so that they will be corrected, and to make sure that they will never make such a grave mistake again.