A.Refugee

The presidential armed motorcade was whizzing through the streets of New York majestically. The presidents was quietly marveling the clean, hoodless streets and feeling guilty for doing so. ‘Make no mistake”. He reminded himself. ‘This is an imperialist’s city and appearances in such cities are always deceiving. They hide an uneasy truth.”

The president knew in his heart of heats that the provision of a motorcade by the US administration was a ploy to keep him away from the people of US, many of whom were longing to see and talk to “Mamoot’ as they called him. They long to know the truth about American government and the true nature of Islam.

The president was in a deep conversation with himself when suddenly his train of thought was interrupted by his guide’s remark about a building across the street;

-That’s Fox News.

-Fox what?

-Fox News

-What does it do?

It…. f….ks news.

The president didn’t understand and asked for further explanation. His guide, who was an American educated son of a trusted Mullah, said he was too shy to translate. “Feel free”, Said the president: “nothing surprises me about the American government. It is the true embodiment of the devil.” To change the subject, the guide pointed his finger at a building nearby and said; Nazdaq and that one is Google. The president looked at Google’s building and said; “Maali nist.”

Shortly after at a press conference, an Iranian journalist whose question revealed his taghooti outlook, asked the president about Leukemia in Iran. The president angrily protested that he was perplexed about the question and that he wouldn’t tolerate foreign intervention in Iran. He said that Iran was a revolutionary nation and as such it welcomed people from other revolutionary countries, be it Cuba, Bolivia ore Leukemia. Everyone laughed. “You may laugh now’. Said the president; “but once we join forces you will see that the Zionists and the imperialists will be the real laughing stock of the world.”

The brazen taghooti journalist thanked the president Ahmadinejad and asked if Iran was banking on Leukemia’s support in the UN on the issue of sanction. Everybody laughed again but the president nodded and confidently said; “Off course.” At this point his guide bent over and whispered something into his ear. The president said; “Bi Khial.”

When another journalist asked Dr Ahmadinejad about cheating in the recent election in Iran, the president remarked that as the journalist had a Jewish sounding name, he would refuse to answer his question and any similar question as it would only further the cause of Zionist.

In response to a question about Iran’s human rights’ record, the president said what about the human rights of people in America? Can American ladies buy ready made chador anywhere in your high streets? What about Vaajebi, can you buy it over the counter in any chemist in this land? I don’t mean that nasty chemical with which no moslem should ever use. I mean real vaajebi. Do factory workers have the right to turn off their industrial machineries at Eftaar time in ramazan? The answer is; no, no and no. You can easily do all the above in Iran. I bet you didn’t know that and I don’t blame you. There is a lot that your government is keeping hidden from you. I am sorry but a question on human rights is it too rich a question to come from an American journalist.

Dr Ahmadinejd then proceeded to give a lecture on the merits of Islamic human rights and the benefits it could bring to the corrupt and decadent west. His lectures received rapturous welcome from his 3 men strong presidential entourage who clapped and cheered and should alah-o-akbar throughout.

A.Refugee

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