McCain Issues Top Ten Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians
huffington post / Andy Borowitz
10-Jul-2008 (11 comments)

Citing what he called the "overwhelmingly positive response to my jokes about killing Iranians," presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain issued today a list of his favorite humorous remarks on the subject. Titled "John McCain's Top Ten Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians," the list was published on his official campaign website at www.JohnMcCain.com/funnywaystokilliranians.

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I'm not sure what scares me

by American Wife (not verified) on Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:17 AM PDT

I'm not sure what scares me the most... the fact that someone thinks this is funny (Andy Borowitz)... or the fact that several of you think that this is true...

Unfortunately this is just about as simple as it gets when it comes to provocative comments fueling the fire.  These are just WORDS.  But words start an argument... an argument starts a fight... a fight starts retaliation... and before you know it...

WORLD FUCKING WAR III.


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Why France?

by abc (not verified) on Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:53 AM PDT

This commentator says , people are luckier in France. why?
BECAUSE THEIR PRESIDENT IS A WOMANISER?
really nice.... LOL


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KB

Mr Javid

by KB on Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:43 AM PDT

Mr Javid,

 As a/the principle of this site, could you ask GoogleAds or whomever to stop putting McCains ads on this site. Frankly I find them offensive.

Alterantively, could you ask them if you could put Iranian.com ads on their site.

 Thanks

KB

 


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Abarmard

How arrogant

by Abarmard on Fri Jul 11, 2008 07:50 AM PDT

Here is a quote from his website:

Speaking in a video on the site, a smiling Sen. McCain says, "My
friends, in these trying times in which we live, there's one thing all
Americans can agree on: killing Iranians is hilarious."


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ThePope

RAMBOZO the clown

by ThePope on Fri Jul 11, 2008 04:25 AM PDT

is still making jokes about killing Iranians?!?!

He's so pathetic.

Lets just hope he becomes the next president.

It seems that he'll be much more amusing than the present clown.

Well, maybe it's our good luck! Either in Iran or far away, it doesn't make a dif. Wherever we go, a buffoon will be the ruling figure!

PS: our luckiest compatriots are in France!!


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Relax!!

by THATkid (not verified) on Fri Jul 11, 2008 01:32 AM PDT

People relax...this is satire. Andy Borowitz, who wrote this, is a comedian and that site is a political comedy website. However it's sad that we can actually see McCain saying something like that.
He's an idiot no matter though.


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Nadias

What is he smoking?

by Nadias on Thu Jul 10, 2008 09:31 PM PDT

Seriously, is he on drugs or is he just mental? This goes beyond being idiotic

solh va doosti/paz a vosotros/paix et amitié

ناتاليا

 

 


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KB

why is McCain looking at me in Iranian

by KB on Thu Jul 10, 2008 09:16 PM PDT

McCain is a senile old fool and his comments are nothing short of racist. He has prostituted all his principles in order to have a shot at being the president.

Yet as I am writing this, I keep having his pictures shoved into my face via not one, but two advertising banners on this site. With messages such as honest, Leader..BS...BS

I wonder what his staff would think if they knew he is campaign is being advertised on a site called Iranian.com. Do you think he would make a joke about killing this site?


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Anyone have a screenshot of this list? Or the list itself?

by Outcast (not verified) on Thu Jul 10, 2008 04:38 PM PDT

Post it please, the campaign tok down the list. Then post another version were you replace the word Iranian with Jew or American, and send it to Zion or some other McCain anus licker


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farokh2000

Insane

by farokh2000 on Thu Jul 10, 2008 02:32 PM PDT

This man is totally insane and getting even worse every day, just like the one he is hoping to replace.


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Abarmard

Not funny at all

by Abarmard on Thu Jul 10, 2008 01:16 PM PDT

He is an idiot. Nothing more needs to be said


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