Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Signs Celebrity Endorsement Deal with Gillette
Spooftimes.com / Calvin Eaves
18-Nov-2010 (3 comments)

SOUTH BOSTON (AP) Gillette, recently stung by its advertising endorsement deals with sports figures like Roger Federer and Tiger Woods, has signed on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to pitch its Fusion ProGlide razor in international markets.

Company owner King C. Gillette announced the endorsement before a gathering of TV and print ad executives:  "In Iran, President Ahmadinejad has been instrumental in leading research into nuclear fusion which offers good cover for his plan for Iran to produce hundreds of atomic bombs. President Ahmadinejad's interest in nuclear fusion is a perfect tie-in with our superb Fusion ProGlide razor."

"This year's televised Super Bowl will feature a 60-second live advertisement in which  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will shave his beard off with our Fusion ProGlide razor."

The Gillette Company is carefully guarding the specially sharpened razor that Ahmadinejad will use during the SuperBowl event---after hearing rumors that a team of Israeli Mossad secret agents will be trying to get their hands on that razor and modify it in such a way that causes  M... >>>

MM

Spooftimes.com strikes again

by MM on Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:38 AM PST

This part is a real laugh, but could save Gillette, maybe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

"This year's televised Super Bowl will feature a 60-second live advertisement in which  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will shave his beard off with our Fusion ProGlide razor."



"The Gillette Company is carefully guarding the specially sharpened razor that Ahmadinejad will use during the SuperBowl event---after hearing rumors that a team of Israeli Mossad secret agents will be trying to get their hands on that razor and modify it in such a way that causes  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to slit his throat on the first stroke."



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Anonymouse

Ahmadi the model for Gillette's new/improved pubic-hair razor!

by Anonymouse on Fri Nov 19, 2010 08:50 AM PST

Everything is sacred


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MM

On 2nd thought, Gillette should pay all IRI-heads 2 shave beard

by MM on Thu Nov 18, 2010 03:33 PM PST

What a clean world that would make!


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