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Wednesday
May 23, 2001

Mastercard commercial for Iranians

Engagement Ring : $10,000
Engagement Party : $7,000
Wedding Dress : $5,000
Tuxedo : $2,000
Wedding : $50,000 (minimum)
Honeymoon in Bora Bora : $15,000
In-Laws Family Therapy : $5,000
After Wedding Parties : $5,000
Brand New Mercedes or BMW : $30,000-$50,000
Brand New House : Half a Million Dollars

Females:

Having everyone call your new husband a doctor or engineer, even though he sells used cars for a living : Priceless

Males:

Having everyone refer to your wife as the beautiful virgin bride, even though she has had surgery to restore her virginity : Priceless

For everything else, there is mastercard.

Forwarded by Payman Arabshahi

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