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February 20, 2002

Bin Laden arrested in Qazvin

Osama Bin Laden escapes Afghanistan into Iran but is arrested in Qazvin. Local authorities have a meeting about what to do with him. They finally decide to call the White House:

-- President Bush?

-- Yes?

-- We have your man, Osama Bin Laden.

-- Hand him over and you will get the $5 million reward.

-- We don't want money.

-- What do you want?

-- We'll give you Osama in exchange for Leonardo DiCaprio.


Thanks to Farhad A.








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