January 28, 2002
Three men being interviewed at the gates of Heaven:
Gatekeeper: "If you answer my question correctly, you will gain
entrance to Heaven: What is the name of the Christian prophet?"
First man: "Jesus!" And he enters Heaven.
Gatekeeper: "What is the name of Islam's holy book?"
Second man: "The Qoran!" And he enters Heaven.
The third man was very excited. He felt he too would soon enter Heaven.
Gatekeeper: "Was is the square root of 425,920 times 6.3?"
Third man: "Khaar kosseh maskhareh kardi maaro! Khob az aval
begoo jaa neest deegeh !" ("Hey asshole! Why don't you just
say there's no vacancy?")
Thanks to Saeed
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