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| November 8, 2002 PMS stands for... 14) Pass My Shotgun 13) Psychotic Mood Shift 12) Perpetual Munching Spree 11) Puffy Mid-Section 10) People Make Me Sick 9) Provide Me with Sweets 8) Pardon My Sobbing 7) Pimples May Surface 6) Pass My Sweat Pants 5) Pissy Mood Syndrome 4) Plainly ... Men Suck 3) Pack My Stuff 2) Permanent Menstrual Syndrome And the number (1) is ... Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only ONE! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this damn house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even care that the stupid bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to FIND the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID DAMN BULBS CAME IN! WHY? BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE STUPID GARBAGE! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS STUPID HOUSE! I'm sorry ... what did you ask me? Sent by Sheila D Funny stuff, interesting stuff, important stuff, stupid stuff, all sorts of stuff... Hundreds of daily tidbits were featured in The Iranian Times. They will be gradually archived here. Have you got something for this page? Email us
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