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November 15, 2002

Bumper stickers for Azam Nemati

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN

DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE

Sent by Elham Vahabi
Forwarded by Mahdiyeh Javid



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