November 15, 2002
Bumper stickers for Azam
Nemati
ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE
I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN
DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES
IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN
WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN
A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN
HOT WATER
HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE
Sent by Elham Vahabi
Forwarded by Mahdiyeh Javid
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