September 3, 2002
Biggest challenges facing Iranian immigrants
The purpose of the following survey was to find out what issues/challenges, Iranian
immigrants had met living outside Iran.
91% stated their biggest issue, is the difference between running water & toilet
paper.
87% percent of this group stated that it took them more than two & half years
to get used to the paper.
74% of this group said that they still dream about aftabeh.
Of this 74%, 61 % bought either the authentic aftabeh or the plastic garden watering
tool during their stay.
Only 7.5% of this group were successfully able to use the aftabeh or the garden variety.
Due to be sitting on the bowl, the other 92.5% had difficulty pouring the water out
near the correct location. Many gave up after finding it too messy.
The successful 7.5% stated that squatting on the bowl, as the reason for their success.
50% of this group had fallen off the bowl several times, before mastering the technique.
82% of the unlucky 92.5%, have been taking daily showers to compensate.
The other 18%, still taking weekly showers, suffer from sever BO & respond violently
to the term "koon-nashoor".
2% had once or twice brought in the garden hose to the bathroom, but found it difficult
to run outside to shut the water down with their pants down.
1% declined comment.
From Yar Bee Vafa
Sent by dAyi Hamid
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