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| April 1, 2003 Good questions. Good answers ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's the Cuban National Anthem? Row, row, row your boat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale? A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time." A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why does the bride always wear white? Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How do you know when you're really ugly? Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If moms have Mother's Day, dads have Father's Day, what do single guys have? Palm Sunday. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 lbs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sent by Mahdiyeh Javid Funny stuff, interesting stuff, important stuff, stupid stuff, all sorts of stuff... Have you got something for this page? Email it
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