Satire * Support iranian.com * FAQ * Write for Iranian.com * Editorial policy Conference call Tony, Mohammad and George By Arash Z September 12, 2002 The Iranian Tony: George, I want you to talk with Mohammad, we need to make sure they stay neutral. George: I don't mind that, but he better not start preaching me about civilization stuff. Tony: Come on George, he's one of our own, let him say whatever he wants to say, just listen to his BS for a few minutes.. George: I don't have time for that Tony.. Tony: George .... half an hour of BS is better than years of headache. George: OK, but... Tony: OK then... I'm going to have my secretary put him on... Few minutes later Tony: Mohammad Jaan salam, this is Tony, how are you? Mohammad: Shokre Khoda, I'm good. As you know these bastards are giving me a hard time and... Tony: I know sweetheart, I know... In fact I have George on the other line to see if we could have a phone conference about that... Mohammad: George? THE Sheytan Bozorg? Tony: Dagheeghan azizam, exactly... Mohammad: Tony e aziz, you didn't tell anyone about this? Did you? Tony: No azizam, I know those bloody bastards better than you! Mohammad: If anyone find out about this? You know they will take me to court and shallaagh! Tony: I know sweetheart, I know. You have back problems and you can't handle shallaagh... OK then, let me put George on... Mohammad: But Tony, I'm nervous. Are you sure George is in a good mood? Tony: Yes, azizam, George loves you. Mohammad: I thought George likes Ali K or that guy... Reza Shah better than me. Tony: No Aziz, George is for democracy. He loves you better than anyone. Mohammad: But if he likes me, why does he talk like he hates me all the time? Tony: Mohammad jaaaaan, George likes you sweetheart. But he has to tell his people exactly what you are telling your people. I'm sure he loves you. Mohammad: But Tony, why doesn't he like my civilization stuff? George: Toooony... helllooooooooo... bullshitting... Mohammad: What is bullshitting Tony? Tony: Bullshitting means civilization stuff. Mohammad: OK then... Salam George aziz... Tony: Can we talk about Saddam Hossien now? Comment for The Iranian letters section Comment for Arash Z RELATED Satire in iranian.com SECTIONS * Latest * Covers * Writers * Arts & lit * All sections Book of the day iranbookshop.com Zartosht By Hashem Razi

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