Email to God
The whole world envied the United States for
having so much, yet this man alone has managed to humiliate us
beyond
repair
April 14, 2004
iranian.com
I watch the TV screen in horror for the umpteenth
time and wonder when-if-the war in Iraq will come
to an end.
It is now a year and the killings are as real as day one-except
now we know who has the upper hand and there are no WMD's
to look for. With Saddam out of the way, the world is wondering
what we're doing there.
Knowing the Middle-East the way
I do, I'm not buying the democracy dream. Those guys are
brainwashed to believe in leaders and masters and kings. They will
not follow a government where every "hammal's" vote
counts. Even under the facade of democracy, there will be
a strong dictatorship.
Iran is a fine example of that. I guess
the US thinks
differently, or at least it has to save face. Nobody really knows,
but I bet God does. Knowing how busy He must be these days, I decided
to write Him.
The problem is we've been out of touch for a while, so I thought perhaps
I could drop Him an email. After all, who has the best cyber
access from up there? I don't even need to worry about the
latest virus, bet he has a Mac.
www.LordOfCyberWorld.com
CC: SaintPeter@paradise.net (I threw in that copy just in case his mail gets sorted by his
secretary first.)
Dear God:
You may not remember me, but you and I used to be real close when
I lived in Iran, partly because I called you daily for my many
needs. When you moved me to this country where there were no more
interferences with my decisions and I did not have to follow the
latest European fashions-in fact no one seems to care about
my appearance-I found a semblance of peace and did not see
the need to take up your time any more. But, please don't
take this lack of communication personal. I do think of you often
and in times of need, you're the first on my mind.
I have a few issues that have been bothering me and lately tend
to disturb my peace. I wonder if you would be kind enough to give
me some answers. I have put these questions to many scholars and
so far none of the answers make sense, so please, if you wouldn't
mind, take a few minutes. Consider this one of those phone surveys
which I'm sure you, too, get them at dinner time.
First, and foremost, I was lead to believe you invented religion
as a means to unite men around the world. As a writer, I am most
curious about your books. Although they seem different, the storylines
and the resolutions are very similar.
Of course, since they are
all under your name, I'm not worried about the copy right,
but it does raise the question as to why you, who saw no one follows
what you've suggested, felt the need to write them
over and over?
The narrator in all your books comes across as sincere
and his message is quite believable. He -- yes, it's
always a he -- tells the readers not to kill, advises them against
adultery, asks them to be kind and help the needy, and so on.
As
clear as the messages are, unfortunately they are often missed.
I have even noticed how in all of them the protagonist-you-promises
rewards for good behavior, while the antagonist -we won't
even mention his name-proceeds to terrorize your readers
by depicting horrible outcomes if he gets his hands on them. Alas,
no one stops to think about the end until it is the end, and by
then it's kind of late, isn't it?
The amazing part is that these books are written in different languages,
are published in different parts of the world, but the voice and
the message is the same. Yet we insist they are different, and
stick to the version our fathers bought perhaps at a wholesale
price, even when it is in a language we do not understand a word
of.
I look around and see how religion, not only has managed to drive
a wedge between citizens of the planet Earth, but it is the main
reason for most wars and genocides around the world. Your readers
and fans fight over which version of your books is more authentic
and valid, at the same time, the fans of each book are divided
based on chapters. I'm curious as to who messed up your
beautiful plan?
I sometimes wonder if you should have a summit of your profits
and have a panel discussion to be broadcast all over the world.
Our politicians do it all the time, except they hold diverse opinions
and there's personal gain involved. With your profits so
humble, and all holding the same belief, it is bound to result
in the union of parties and get rid of religious fractions once
and for all.
I look at your creations around me. No question, you know your
business. So I wonder if sometimes you just test us. Or is this
how you entertain yourself? I remember an old joke, (although only
you would know if it is a joke or there's some truth to
it.)
When God created France, He sat back and marveled at His own creation;
His masterpiece. Then He thought that unfair.. So, in order
to serve justice, He also created the French!
Dear God,
I sometimes wonder if you gave us our current president
for the same reason. The whole world envied the United States for
having so much, yet this man alone has managed to humiliate us
beyond
repair. And, don't you tell me Iraq was overpopulated and
you needed some kind of a terminator to do the population control. Surely
you did not need him to do your job.
When we lose someone, you send us aid along with messages of compassion
to help us to overcome our grief. But in this case, allowing the
forces to remain in Iraq, you have further disturbed a people's
healing process. Or, could this be a little detail that may have
been overlooked?
Dearest God,
Please try to take my last comment in
its best intention. You know how much I love you and, of course,
who am I to question God? But I thought perhaps Peter forgot to
bring this to your attention, and hey, for once let me be the one
to do something for you.
Sincerely,
Zohreh Ghahremani
Author
Zohreh Khazai Ghahremani is a freelance
writer,
poet and artist. She lives in San Diego, California.
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