THE IRANIAN
Cartoon

Translation

Hamshahri newspaper: "There will be good news from Mars
in the near future."

One man to the other: "The Mars subway will soon start operation - the first line of course. Inflation on Mars will drop to a single digit in a matter of days. Rainfall on Mars has been really good this year. There will be no water rationing. And they won't cut off your water. On Mars, you can put your child in any school and they won't demand tuition. Meat on Mars costs 20 tomans per kilo. The dollar rate on Mars is the same old seven tomans. On Mars..."

Gol Aqa cartoon taken from Tehran's Ettela'at newspaper - International edition