THE IRANIAN
Humor
Beh yeh hamshahri meegan...
April 29, 1998
The Iranian
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* ... baa KESHVAR jomlehh besaaz, meegeh: "baa KESH var raftam, khord too chesham."
* ... baa NAJEEB jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "yeh shalvaar khareedam, nah JEEB-e jelo daareh nah JEEB-e aghab."
* ... baa MAMEH jomlehh besaaz, meegeh: "garmMAMEH."
* ... baa HAMID o FARID jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "shomaa baa HAMID? chand naFARID?"
* ... baa SEDAGHAT jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "daashteem television meedeedeem, yeho SEDAA ghat shod."
* ... baa MAASHIN jomleh
besaaz, meegeh: "cheghad khoobeh keh shomaa biyaain hamsaayeye maa SHIN."
* ... baa SINAA jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "baa abbaS INAA raftim biroon."
* ... baa MINAA jomleh besaaz, meegeh: : "baa ghaaseM INAA raftim biroon."
* ... baa HEYDAR jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "raftam dar-e khooneh-ye ali inaa HEY dar zadam, HEY dar zadam."
* ... baa AAGHAA HEYDAR jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "raftam dar-e khooneh-ye ali inaa AAGHAA, HEY dar zadam."
* ... baa LOOBIA jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "KouchooLOO BIAA."
* ... baa LAJAN jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "nemidoonam cheraa hameh-ye bacheh-haayeh hamsaayeh baa man LAJAN."
* ... baa QEYMAT jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "maamaan khorsh QEYMAT cheghadar khosh mazzeh bood."
* ... baa TARJOMEH jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "antar, JOMEH kojaa boodi?"
* ... baa MONAAJAAT jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "Mona, JAAT ro endaakhtam boro bekhaab."
* ... baa TOORAJ jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "hoghoogh gerefteem, rafteem hamaro zadeem too RAJ."
* ... baa KEESHMEESH jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "man pesar khaale-ye hamidam, to KEESH MEESHEE?"
* ... baa ALI jomleh
besaaz, migeh : "sandALI."
* ... nazaret dar moredeh METRO chiyeh? meegeh: "Aslan sooaaleh shomaa eshtebaas. shomaa baayad begid masalan, 'METRO begir,' 'METRO biyaar,' 'METRO bebar.'"
* ... baa KOOSHESH jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "shalvaaram KOOSHesh."
* ... baa KAR o KOOSHESH jomleh besaaz, migeh : "Shalvaar-e KAARam KOOSHESH?"
* ... baa ABRISHAM jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "havaayeh Abadan ABRIsham ghashangeh."
* ... baa OKHTAPOOS jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "OKH! TAA POOSTam nasookhteh, beram too saayeh."
* ... baa BENZEEN jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "khosh behaal-e shomaahaa keh savaar-e BENZeen."
* ... baa YAMAHA jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "shomaa meegeen oonaa kharan yaa MAAAHAA?"
* ... baa TOKYO jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "man Sussan ro booseedam. to KEEYO?"
* ... baa HENDOONEH jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "HEND ooneh keh baghaleh paakestaaneh?"
* ... baa RELAX jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "raftim baagh-e-vahsh baa gooRIL AX gereftim."
* ... baa TINAA o MINAA jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "maamaanaM INAA baa baabaaT INAA raftan shomaal."
* ... baa NEMOONEH jomleh
besaaz, meegeh: "yeki az mohemtarin azaa-e badan-e maa kooNEMOONEH."
* ... baa SHAADI jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "baabaa to kheili koon-goSHAADI."
* ... baa KESHAAVARZ jomleh besaaz, meegeh: "jaaKESHAA VARzesh konin."
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