-- "Hello?"

-- "Yes? May I help you?"

-- "My name is Shirin Ebadi and I would like to give my support to"

-- "Wow! What an honor!" (Sweet! I'd like to get some of that $1.4 million Nobel cash award.)

-- "Yes, I would like to give you..."

-- "No, no, please Ms. Ebadi, you don't have to..."

-- "Oh not at all. I'd like to give you a firm handshake for a job well done. Keep up the good work."

-- "...!"

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