Google's DigitalGlobe tracker spotted Santa delivering gifts in Qom today. I wonder what the gifts were?
Happy Holidays Robert.
"استغاثه به درگاه بابا نوئل
بابا نوئل عزیز
شما امسال خواننده محبوب من “مایکل جکسون” را از من گرفتی
همینطور هنرپیشهء مرد مورد علاقهء من “پاتریک سوئیزی” و هنرپیشهء زن داخواه من “فارا فاست” را
می خواهم به شما یادآوری کنم که سیاست مدار مورد علاقهء من هم آقای احمدی نژاد است. لطفا ایشان هم فراموش نشود."
Santa's Wish Form:
Received: June 13, 2009, resubmitted July 15, August 15, September 15, October 15, November 15, December 15, 16, 17, 19, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, and 24.
Item: The 2010 New Improved Soorakh Moosh
Ship to Name: Ali Khamenei, Supreme Leaer and 999 top IRI authorities
Ship to Address: Number One, Rahbari Place, Qum
Wisher's explanation: Santa, I know I have been bad. If you give me my wish, I promise to convert to Christianity and try all over again.
1. Cover Rudolph's red nose with a black or green towel, it is Muharram in Qum.
2. Ditto Christmast lights
3. No bells, please. Please don't attract extra attention
4. No "HO HO HO." But "HOssein, Mir HOssein" would be OK.
Everything is sacred.
i hope he delivers the children more tolerant parents so that they can respect different points of view. what do they leave for santa and the reindeers? sohan and chai for santa and kharboze for the reindeers?
deliver a year supply of the chemical compound called methyl indol, C9H9N, to be served to the members of the Hozeyeh Elmiyeh Qom mixed in with tea!?