…you tell the young lady you are on a date with ( a few small lies):
1) They are always offering me these cute girls from back home, to marry, 25 years my junior, but I don’t want that.
2) Oh, well…My father tried telling the Shah, but he didn’t listen.
3) I had to end it; she was falling in love with me, big time.
4) Everybody thinks I am Italian.
5) I am staying with my parents because my mansion is being remodeled.
6)I have only dated models.
7) I am practically divorced.
8) They fired me because I was Iranian.
9) Oh, that? That was a green card marriage. It really doesn’t count!
10) My Mercedes is in the shop. This crappy car is a friend’s.
11) Oh, oh,….They’re calling me from “work”. I have to go now…there is an emergency, the network is down.
12) I’ll give you a call!
…you tell the gentleman you are on a date with ( a few small lies):
1) They did offer me a modeling job, but the industry is so sleazy, I had to say no.
2) I have sooo many khaastegaars, but I said No to all.
3) Of course I am a virgin.
4) I have been here for 2 years, but I have forgotten Farsi!
5) I don’t care about a man’s money. I want a real man!
6) My grandfather was Reza Shah’s best friend.
7) My shenaasnaameh name is ” Soghraa”, but everyone calls me “Brigitte”.
8) All my friends have some “work” done; not me!I believe in staying natural.
9) We had 5 nokar and kolfat and raanandeh in Iran.
10) Who ?Hassan? Oh, please, we were just friends.
11) Yes, I am always mistaken for Salma Hayak.
12) Oh, it’s my Mom calling. There is an emergency. Maamaanbozorg ghash kardeh…gotta run.
