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12/15/2007 - 03:33
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Rosie T.

Hi, Omid

by Rosie T. on

Since I just realized this thread is under the most-viewed items on the home page and the website is all abuzz with the secret agent moderation controversy over me, I should make it clear for anyone who happens in here and sees our discussion about moderation: I do believe in moderation on all threads. I don't believe posts should be deleted just for using "profanity" but I do believe they should if the profanity or other language (such as calling Azarin a "freak" while she is undergoing a traumatic situation) is aggressively directed at someone. I don't believe posts should be deleted for making baseless accusations at people such as me, JJ, Rashidian being CIA agents together, which has been recently said. I know, I know....But if such a post contained other derogatory comments I would have a lower threshhold for them than I would for one that did not contain the identity accusations. So for example if someone called Rashidian a jerk I wouldn't flag it but if they called him a f-ing a-hole I would, regardless of other content. If someone just called him a CIA agent I wouldn't flag that either but if they called him a CIA agent AND a jerk I probably would...especially if it's not on his own thread...and also because he is someone who is BELEAGUERED by these comments but NO ONE has substantiated them when I have asked them to...It is all about drawing lines in the sand and every reader has to have their own idea of what the line should be and what should or shouldn't be flagged. I have my lines, others have theirs and I don't have a problem with that. We don't live in a perfect world, if we did we wouldn't be born or die, we'd just sit and meditate in Nirvana for thousands of years. Yes, there are problems with flagging. But going back to the toilet bowl the discussions were here two months ago, I can't see much benefit in that despite our discussions about kkk...

 I HAVE NEVER EVER EVER flagged anything for ideological content and I NEVER EVER EVER WILL. Anyone who says I have is lying through their teeth.


Sasha

Don't let your past.........

by Sasha on

 "Don't let your past dictate who you are, but let it be part of who you will become."

                    -Unknown

solh

 


Rosie T.

Yeah, she...

by Rosie T. on

keeps things to herself.  She's very sneaky!


Omid Hast

To Sasha: now we are even

by Omid Hast on

I had no idea you were “going into the abyss of despair”. You always keep everything to yourself. A few times I tried to break your protective shield, but you would not allow it. So then, according to what I read “now we are even”.


Sasha

It is not our.............:o)

by Sasha on

 "It is not our exalted feelings; it is our sentiments that build the necessary home."

             - Elizabeth Bowen

 

 

solh

 


Omid Hast

XXX

by Omid Hast on

xxx


Sasha

We live.............:o)

by Sasha on

 "We live in the present, we dream of the future, and we learn eternal truths from the past."

                                -Madame Chiang Kai-Shek

solh

 


Rosie T.

Yeah, Slashar, listen to Omid: "mix some words together..."

by Rosie T. on

mix max

mad max

mini maxi

Mexico

mini me

and then you have a salad.....

--Agent 99


Sasha

Omid Hast.......you both really need me around......:o)

by Sasha on

 I will still be the sweet Angel to help the raptors to the right path. Who better than the Slasher to keep the Raptors in. ha ha ha

 

Besides after you both helped me from going into the abyss of despair, it is the least I can do. :o)

 

I guess after the Ghormeh Sabzi, I can then work on the salad. :o)

 

solh and peace

 


Omid Hast

To Sasha: you left us alone...

by Omid Hast on

You left us alone, but now you have come back to this!!!  Are you sure you want to be in this?  You know, you been an angel and all of that :O)  Rosie and I are like acting as velociraptors in the movie Jurassic Park. We are systematically examining the electrical fence of the profanity cage to find out where there is a weakness in the system so we can get out and say as we please, or as the velociraptors did start SLASHING.

The salad IS what you need to make for dinner.  You know mix some words together, but it has to be Persian ghormeh salad. 


Sasha

Life is my college............:o)

by Sasha on

 

 So I take it this is Profanity 101? Professors Omid Hast and Rosie T. at the helm. :o)

 

 

"Life is my college. May I graduate well, and earn some honors."

                           -Louisa May Alcott, novelist

 

 

 solh and love :o)

 

Slasher/Sweet Angel............

 


Sasha

Yep! Rosie T...............:o)

by Sasha on

 For you and Omid Hast, I came out of my seclusion. Actually, I have been watching over you both, scary. ha ha ha

 

The Slasher is always watching. That sounded scary too. How about if I say Sweet Angel is watching over you both? :o)

 

solh

 

Slasher/Sweet Angel/Cat woman..............:o)

 


Rosie T.

I know, it's unbelievable.....

by Rosie T. on

One time Nzanincanadai wrote a poem called "Cry bitch cry" and I wrote to her "Sing bitch sing" and she wrote "I do. U R awesome" and I wrote "So R U" and the whole exchange got deleted but not the poem! 

Other wierd deletions happened for NO reason...but all that was a few weeks ago.  But YESTERDAY I was accused of being a Zionist agent intentionally distracting Iranian youth from the real issues What fun!  It is MUCH more fun to be accused of being a Zionist agent than to be accused of being a Hezbolaahi since when Israel and Hezbolaah fight I always take Hezbolaah's side...So I replied and it all got deleted! Where is the joie de vivre when you can't even be called a Zionist agent anymore?  Where is the elan vital, the savoir-faire?  I want to know, moi, MOI!
Actually now that I think of it it was a short post and the poster also said that the Shah was worse than Hitler who never killed children etc.   Maybe it got deleted for its "Holocaust denial"? I'm a Holocaust denial denier myself...

Anyway I SHOULD be called a harpie.  I AM a Harpie....yesterday I called a TOTAL STRANGER "bunny cake" on this website. I don't even know why.  Maybe because he was talking about etymologies and these are very near and dear to my heart....what a slut!

 

You just keep on publishing cartoons where I get strung up and hopefully the slanders will begin!

But PLEASE whatever you do!  DON'T get the Christmas logo involved...Mr. Grinch!

Slasher is it really you? Ms. Grinch?

Rosie Toesie

PS Fuck, barf, doodie balls, poo, bunny cake and all the rest.


Sasha

I leave you all alone for............:o)

by Sasha on

 I stayed away just a few days  and come back to find you two at it. I see you two are venting. Perhaps you need a referee. ha ha ha

What is this I read about a  salad Omid Hast? Hmmmmmmm :o)

 

 solh

 

Slasher

 


Omid Hast

from Maxwell Smart to Agent 99

by Omid Hast on

Oh fuck, I completely fucked up on PERIMENOPAUSAL. Oh well, I am not a woman so what do I know. Is the profanity police going to delete these? I’ll threaten them with not sending anymore cartoons and animated logo. Check out the latest cartoon.

I was once reading this Farsi book called “My Share” by Parinoosh San-atee about a woman who was forced to get married to a revolutionary socialist who married her to cover his tracks. The book is 525 pages long. They end up having three children. Not a word about sex. Some where in the middle of the book she has their first child. I said what the fuck when did they have sex?  so I had to backtrack till I found in one page, in one sentence it was mentioned that “that is when we became husband and wife”! That's what censorship going to do for you. Tell the “FUCK” police to leave us alone :O)

Your are going to be called Harpie again.


Rosie T.

No, not quiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite, Max

by Rosie T. on

I brought this sense of guilt-free Edenic bliss to my pre-menstrual and PERIMENOPAUSAL adulthood.  Let's be clear on this.

And yes, my insteps got...FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED! And it's not that gtkcp (aka "Chief") doesn't allow ME to say FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED...or anyone else for that matter...it's those roving volunteer moderators of his that make me careful not to say

FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED..!.

I've had a couple of pretty annoying deletons from...them...  :D

and HE chose 'em...and sometimes they're pretty prudish...so, de facto, so is he...until he prudes otherwise...

But seriously...honestly...JJ himself DOESN'T delete for profanity alone and he's stated that publicly...but....well...whatever...such is life....

--99


Omid Hast

from Maxwell Smart to Agent 99

by Omid Hast on

Note to myself: tell Slasher to make some Persian Ghormeh Semantic Salad for dinner :o)

So, since I STOPPED thinking long time ago, let me see if I get this correctly; when you were a baby and the Revolution happened you THINK you KNEW that you FELT that you were GUILT-FREE, and you carried this GUILT-FREE feeling of yours to your premenstrual adulthood?  ;O)

Hmmmmmmmm the missing letters in “f ed” has something to do with Hajiagha, it rhymes with “SUCK“, and it stands for:

 

U--> U.S.

C--> Canada

K--> KKK

K--> Khuzestan

K--> Kurdestan

K--> kharestan

 

Oooooooo, I get it now, you were trying to tell me your insteps were “fUCKKKKed” from ballet dancing. OK thanks :O) 

So the Globetrottingkneecappedprude doesn’t allow you to say “fuck”?  Or, is that for everybody? How about the Iranian KKK words? Are they allowed?

 

P.S. Why would I want to give chemo to Colon Cancer, when you well know that it might kill him ;O)


Rosie T.

Oh you and your semantic salad... :D

by Rosie T. on

I said we all ARE equally guilty and I FEEL very guilt-free. They are two different things.  And while I KNOW (or THINK I know) that we are most of us equally guilty of most things, (and I can certainly talk about what I think I know, that's all anyone does here on this website, right?),  I can't speak for others and say WE FEEL guilt-free, can I?  That would not be right.

Anyway.  You know very well what f-ed means!  But just in case one of your "secret agents" doesn't: the missing letters stand for U.S., Canada, and KKK as in Khuzestan, Kurdestan and Kharestan (Ben's country)....and also rhyme with the first part of the REAL name of the Maple Leaf...which I found out from a fellow cartoonist of yours who used to often occupy the space where your cartoon now is, is actually SUCKS Canada.. Unfortunately I CAN'T write this word in full, this f-ed,  because I have to escape the radar of the censors now that our "boss" has become a bit of a prude...a globe-trotting knee-capped prude but a prude nonetheless... (It's TOUGH being a Secret Agent for a Prude isn't it, Maxwell Smart?)

No I can't write it, but I CAN assure you that my Intelligence from my MOI tells me that your particular "clandestine organization" has lots of things in it that rhyme with "uck." Lots.  As does everyone's but yours in particular they report may be full to bursting.  I leave those things to your seemingly tireless inquiring mind.

Signed,

Agent 99

PS Say hi to Colon Cancer and give him a little chemo for me, will you?


Omid Hast

To Rosie T.: MOI...

by Omid Hast on

MOI = Ministry Of Information, no wonder you decimate so much information!!! ;O)

You are the one who said “most of US are equally guilty…”, I guess when you said “US”, “you” was not included in “US”, because now you are saying “I feel very guilt-free”.

I STOPPED thinking a long time ago, that’s why I got myself into so much trouble. It’s also the reason I figured out what the reference to Omid Djalilli and Maz Jobrani was long time ago, but what the heck I just thought to turn the table on you.

Hay, what does your MOI know about my “clandestine organization”? Anything juicy in there? Are you allowed to divulge any information? Does your MOI allow you to tell me what “f ed” means? It appears as if some letters are missing.


Rosie T.

GUILT-RIDDEN??? MOI??

by Rosie T. on

Actually I feel very guilt-FREE.  That is why I am so willing to apoloigze for ANYTHING...costs me nothing, see?

It really makes sense if you DON'T think about it...much...

Anyway I apologize for asking if you are Omid Djalilli...especially since I know you are Maz Jobrani.  I apologize to you and all your various secret agents and clandestine organizations...stand-up, sit-down, and sketching ones...for... everything... absolutely... everything...

PS Stay on point...that's what they told me in ballet class and it really f'ed up my insteps.


Omid Hast

To Rosie T.: stay on the point

by Omid Hast on

Try to stay on the point Rosie, so what do you mean “I’ll = I will” apologize.

Firstly I was not asking for your FUTURE apology, just a PRESENT apology that calling me Omid Djallili (not that there is anything wrong with him) in a form of a question was unwise.

Secondly you don’t need to apologize for the Iranian Revolution, you were just a baby back then :o)

And I don’t care about YOU apologizing for EVERYTHING, well that’s up to you, the Westerner, really if you are that guilt ridden, I just don’t give a damn about the rest of it.

Let’s keep the explanation of how the WWIII began for another time.


Rosie T.

Oh, so you wanted me to APOLOGIZE!!!

by Rosie T. on

No problema! I'll apologize for anything, anything at all. I've already apologized for causing the Iranian Revolution by being a Westerner turning a blind eye to the exploitation of developing countries...I'll apologize for anything!  Most of us are equally guilty of everything so I'm an equal opportunity apologizer....

I'm just not SCARED!  

:D


Omid Hast

To Rosie T.: I am not a match…

by Omid Hast on

So you are saying not only you’re not scared and not apologizing, but also you are now claiming that I am Maz Jobrani pretending to be Omid Djallili. Sure, next time you are probably going to claim that I am Shohreh Aghdashl(oo)


SCE Campaign

Thank You for your contribution Omid:

by SCE Campaign on


Omid Hast

To SCE Campaigm: Sure

by Omid Hast on

Sure. I was going to call this cartoon “Child Execution Explained”, but a day before the scheduled date of Ali’s execution I did not know when this cartoon was going to be published, so I decided on “Execution Explained”. Do you know cartoonist are an endangered species in IRI regime? ;O)


Rosie T.

You expect me to buy that!! hahaha....

by Rosie T. on

If you were REALLY Omid Djallili AND you didn't want to be exposed, you would not have admitted it so freely.  So either you are Omid Djallili and you don't care that I exposed you, so your threats are MEANINGLESS and YOU DON'T SCARE ME!...or...you are NOT Omid Djallili in which case you are TRULY exposed...

because I think you are really Maz Jobrani pretending to be Omid Djallili and YOU ARE A SECRET AGENT OF YOURSELF.

You can't pull the wool over Rosie's petals.  She wasn't born yesterday....


SCE Campaign

To Omid. Great work

by SCE Campaign on

Can we feature your cartoon on SCE blog ?

Thank you

Stop Child Executions Campaign


Omid Hast

To Rosie T.: Two important answers

by Omid Hast on

1- Yes, I am the comedian Omid Djallili. Now that you have exposed my ass, pulled me out closet, and endangered my life with IRI agents, you need to make a public apology, or I’ll start spilling out ALL of your secrets including but not limited to the ONE that shall be nameless for now. HA! HA! HA! HA! :O) ;O)

2- You already know what my sign is.


Omid Hast

To: Anonymou-she: speaking of tarbeeyat...

by Omid Hast on

I checked out “Aydin and Alex Hall”, it looks like no matter what, some one ALWAYS has something negative to say. How can anyone be so negative about a name, I don’t understand.

Some people have gone overboard with hate, not to speak of myself.  Wasn’t Alexander a name before even there was an Alexander the Great? Once a historical figure does something bad does that name needs to be eliminated from the pages of history, for ever? I personally do not like the name, but speaking of tarbeeyat, what fucking business of someone is it to put down the name of other people’s beautiful children?!

Thanks for your support :o)


Rosie T.

Two important questons:

by Rosie T. on

1. Are you really the comedian Omid Djallili? I heard a rumor; and 2. Are you a Scorpio? Peace, bro, Rosie