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OMID: Minister of Guidance

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06/07/2008 - 11:18
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Azarin Sadegh

Nice cartoon..

by Azarin Sadegh on

Dear Omid Hast, What can I say? You're the smarter one. I hope you know what I mean :)

BTW, to summerize jamezbund and JJ's blogs in one sentence...I would say that basically it looks like this dialogue:

"Why did you delete my comment where I insulted people. You said 'Nothing is sacred'," he says.

"No, you can't," jj says."you should respect nothing's sacred. But let's define 'nothing' first, etc."

But I never read Soraya's blog...They're too "black and white", almost like a cartoon and I have never liked cartoons with so many words in it and without any drawing or a tang of ironie...sorry!

Azarin


ImtheKing

All the same

by ImtheKing on

 

Ali gueda 'known as the guide or rahbar' and Mahmood kharheh share the power among their criminal friends... Very good design, Bravo!


Rosie T.

oh go f. yourself omid

by Rosie T. on

one sentence summary my butthole.  but check out jj's blog on the homepage now for a RIDICULOUS discussion about what sacred means with His Master's Voice particpating in it.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

come to think of it, I CAN give you a one-sentence summary of it all: the website has a vision and a goal and lots of people are on board and that's more than enough for now. It isn't ABOUT Soraya, just READ what I said in the TOP POST on her thread, that's what it's about.

ya know we're kinda like the last of the mohicans of the good ol' days of chaos here ren't we, before jj "civilized' us.  Thank God for us!  Can I really say FUCK here?  FUCK!   Aaaaaaah, that felt soooooooooooo goooooood.

Bye b, Deer Hunter.  DON'T eat venison. It'll kill ya. 

Rosie


Omid Hast

qualifications please

by Omid Hast on

When Morality Police beats the crap out of Iranian women for not being islamically dressed, I was wondering what qualifications a person must have to become Minister of Islamic Culture and Guidance.


Omid Hast

Where did you learn Farsi?

by Omid Hast on

To Translator,

Where did you learn Farsi?  It's very good!


Omid Hast

bekar, OMG (Ow, My Groin)

by Omid Hast on

Before they work as gun swingers, they start their career as knife-wielding hoodlums, and then they move up to be ministers one day. Like I told you, start as a dish washer and move up to busboy, but you didn’t listen.

No, nerds like you don’t have a chance in Iran, UNLESS you are willing to work as an agent in Islamic Culture and Guidance Ministry, figuring out how to block un-Islamic websites.  You could make as much as 1,000,000 Toman a month.


Omid Hast

If nothing is sacred

by Omid Hast on

...then can I ask you for a favor? Can you give me a one-sentence summary of the discussions in Soraya-Ulrich, Jimzbound and JJ's blogs?! Make sure the sentence is not longer than a Siberian bound train!

I got tired of following the two agents blogs, and long time ago I gave up on Soraya.

<|:O) 


Omid Hast

OMG (Oh My Gosh)

by Omid Hast on

...bambi is back :O)


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good

by bambi (not verified) on

very good!


Rosie T.

Omid, azizam,

by Rosie T. on

HAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!

I'll contact your offsite to tell you about the dawn side of things in my personal life.

As for the dawn side of things on our website, check out the following blogs and article, however briefly, I mean like you can scan them.  Actually you will HAVE to scan them as two of them are as long as the Trans-Siberian Railway.  The writings I refer to are:

JJ's two featured blogs on homepage.

Jimzbund'sblog called "Nothing Is Sacred?" available by direct link on jj's blog.

Soraya Sepapour-Ulrich's article on neo-Cons and Obama currently on page 2 of articles section.

Ayandeh roushanast

Rosie


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not hafteer kesh?

by bekar (not verified) on

hich omidy nist deegeh..you are good in drawing people, these cartoons are very descriptive. wow, so, that means no jobs for most of us. all around the world people are competing to have the badgenss tarin dudes in power...what can I say!...more wars & destructions....OMG..


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Translation

by Translator (not verified) on

Panel 1
Ahmadinejad: Why are you so sad?
Minister of Guidance: I didn‘t beat up anyone today.
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Panel 2
Ahmadinejad: He didn’t beat up anyone yesterday.
Khamenei: Really!!!


Omid Hast

Excellent !!!

by Omid Hast on

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Panel 1 (on the right)

Ahmadinejad: What was your previous profession?

The guy: I was a knife-wielding hoodlum.

Panel 2 (on the left)

Ahmadinejad: He is good for Minister of Guidance

Khamenei: Excellent

(The guy looks like Hussein Safar-Harandi, Islamic Culture and Guidance Minister)

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Let me know about the dawn side of things.


Mazloom

good

by Mazloom on

very good!


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chaghoo kesh are gangesters

by bekar (not verified) on

Mr omid hast; you are good. these cartoons looks just like the real people...amazing...so, this means, they are hiring punks and gangsters? hence, a net nerd like does not have a chance!?
pass pedaram dar miyadesh,,,,hehehehehe
I'll go back to work on network security stuff...hummmm


Rosie T.

Omid, nemifahmam!

by Rosie T. on

Tarjomeh, lotfaan?

PS Well well well what'd the three holes in the ground say?  Well well well. Everything's going EXCELLENTLY well!  Whaddaya know? It's always darkest before the dawn.