August 5, 2004
* Poll: Has he got a clue?
Having been inspired by your amazing survey of opinions on Mrs Ebadi,
as appeared on iranian.com [Can
you do a better job?], I decided to put your super scientific
method to test by running a similar survey to yours and, surprise surprise, I
came up with exactly identical figures as reported by you. Isn't
it so fascinating? Look:
1. Has Manesh got a single clue as to how to do a statistically
No hope in hell (64.57%)
Should join Iran's ministry of Information to work with his own
Would benefit from a crash course under Khamenei himself (8.30%)
What kind of democracy does Manesh want to see in Iran?
With Shirin Ebadi as President (64.57%)
With himself as President (8.30%)
With Shirin Ebadi and himself running the country jointly (27.13%)
When shopping for cucumbers (khyar chanbar) what does Manesh look for?
Long and thin ones (deraazo bareek) (8.30%)
Short and fat ones (kutaaho koloft) (27.13%)
Long and fat ones (deraazo koloft) (64.57%)
4. When Manesh is offered an ass (olaagh) as a gift, how will he respond?
With a broad grin (27.13%)
Immediately checks its gender manually (8.30%)
Takes the ass into his bedroom anyway (64.57%)
5. In a swimming pool:
Manesh wears an old Irooni underpants with legs rolled
Manesh wears a sexy thong (8.30%)
Manesh wraps up in a red Irooni loung (27.13%)
6. Does Manesh enjoy sucking up to Ebadi?
Needs some persuasion (8.30%)
Needs training on hygienic sucking (27.13%)
Needs surgery to separate the sucker from the sucked (64.57%)
Gosh! Your method works so well Man!