I am honored to be meeting you and by the way

I am honored to be meeting you and by the way
by Anahid Hojjati
06-Jan-2011
 

 

 

 

 

 What I might be tempted to say upon meeting some important personalities of Iran and United States;

To Bill Clinton:  I believe you. I did not inhale either.

To John Edwards: I am honored to be meeting you two-timer presidential candidate.

To Arnold Schwarzenegger : Please never ever say this phrase in movies again:”I will be back”. It is too horrific.

To Sarah Palin: I can see that you are stupid from my home.

To  Keith Olbermann: I really enjoyed you when Ben Affleck played you.

 

 

 

به عبدالکریم سروش :  ببینم شما هیچوقت معذرت خواستید که چگونه با آن استفراغ فرهنگی تون خیلی دانشجو را بدبخت و آواره کردید ؟

به بنی‌صدر؛چطور دخترتون حجاب نداره، مردا چه میکنند با آن همه اشعه؟

به خامنه‌ای؛ ولی‌ وقیح عزیز، پیشاپیش مرگتون را تبریک و تسلیت میگویم.تبریک به مردم ایران و تسلیت به، اجازه بدید یک کم فکر کنم...

به احمدی‌نژاد؛ بگم، بگم، قیافه شما مثل میمون است.   



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comment what you might be tempted to say upon meeting some important
personalities.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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