Find out your Emam Zamaan score.

Find out your Emam Zamaan score.
by Ari Siletz
18-Jul-2011
 

 

Stare at the holy fingers in the middle of the image. The yellow Emams will start to disappear.  

Here's how to score yourself:

 

No disappearing Emam Zaman: Kaafar

one to two: Masaeleh goo

Three to four: Vaaez

Five to six: Molla

Seven to eight: Hojjat ol Eslaam

Nine to ten: Ayatollah

Eleven to twelve: Ayatollah Ozmaa

More than twelve: Emam Zaman himself. Happy birtday!

 

 

 

 

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This test really works

by divaneh on Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:29 PM PDT

Checking my last comment I can see that at the end of it like a vaaez I started advising people. This is a mojeze Ari, you must be the one.


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Monda

Bavafa jaan, Suddenly...

by Monda on Thu Jul 21, 2011 08:11 AM PDT

upon focusing long enough on the hand, only one finger stands out and all the cowboys are (still) in their spots. And this is with my new prescription lenses. So I suggest you follow Ari's advice. 


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Ari Siletz

Shazdeh, looking forward to it...

by Ari Siletz on Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:09 PM PDT

...I hope you find the time this weekend.

Divaneh: Good advice as always.

Bavafa: Don't let Faramarz, Monda and others influence you. Monda belives in optometry and I have never heard Farmarz object to such beliefs.

MPD: Try Divaneh' method. 


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Shazde Asdola Mirza

Very funny Ari jan

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Wed Jul 20, 2011 04:48 PM PDT

I actually have an Emam Zaman story ... perhaps for this weekend's blog.

Love your sense of humor!


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divaneh

I am Ayatollah Ozma

by divaneh on Wed Jul 20, 2011 03:21 PM PDT

I achieved that by closing my eyes. With open eyes I was mainly Vaez and a few times Hojjat ol eslam for split seconds.

My advice to all you kafirs is to focus on the hand in the middle and you may reach high levels in Ejtehad.


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Multiple Personality Disorder

Only one,,,

by Multiple Personality Disorder on Wed Jul 20, 2011 06:36 AM PDT

I am no good,,,


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Ari Siletz

یا امام شازده (عج؟)

Ari Siletz
Tue Jul 19, 2011 06:15 PM PDT

 

حالا که برگشتی‌ باید از اول تا آخر تعریف کنی که این همه سال کجا بودی و
چه میکردی. بعدش میرسیم به چغلی از اونایی که به اسم تو همه رو سرویس
کردن. البته این بلاگ شایسته تو نیست. شاید وقت کردی، کفّار رو که شکست
دادی (کفّار، هنوز وقت هست بگین امام زرد‌ها غیب شدن) ، بلاگی در این مورد
بزنی‌. در ضمن تو دوازدهمین کامنت رو گذاشتی‌، و این یکی‌ از علامات ظهور
است.

 


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Shazde Asdola Mirza

Which yellow Emams?

by Shazde Asdola Mirza on Tue Jul 19, 2011 05:47 PM PDT


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Bavafa

Joining the group of Kaafars

by Bavafa on Tue Jul 19, 2011 02:45 PM PDT

Much happier to be with cousin Faramarz, Monda jaan and others any way.

'Vahdat' is the main key to victory 

Mehrdad


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Ari Siletz

Some replies

by Ari Siletz on Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:47 AM PDT

Salman: the teasing is directed at those who abuse people's religious beliefs to oppress them; it's not meant as a condemnation of faith.

 

Rostamz: LOL with the paradoxical "Thank god" in your comment.

Rea: Please just claim you got an Emam Zaman score (who will know?). "Yoda" will confirm it and we'll split the profits. You don't even have to lose the witch hat. 

from Iran: Congratulations for achieving Mollahood. You may now retire from your profession (whatever that may be)  and live off the vaghf.  

 

 

 


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from Iran

اه، من ملا شدم؟

from Iran
Tue Jul 19, 2011 08:41 AM PDT

اه، من ملا شدم؟ حالم خراب شد


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Rea

Yoda, master of deception ;o)

by Rea on Tue Jul 19, 2011 06:59 AM PDT

Thought, a hidden truth was about to emerge. Something like searching for M.Magdalene in Paris. Or for the hidden treasure in Rennes-le-Château.

Hélas, nothing. Except for the fact that I desperately need to see an optician. And the sooner, the better.

In the meantime, I remain just another kafir (as spelt in my part of the world).


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RostamZ

It didn't disappear

by RostamZ on Tue Jul 19, 2011 04:07 AM PDT

    Thank god, I am Kaafar too.

 

 


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salman farsi

Brother Ari

by salman farsi on Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:06 AM PDT

 

I did not expect you to join the crowd and poke cheap fun at a sacred symbol.

 For an Islamic democracy


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Ari Siletz

So many Kafars on IC!

by Ari Siletz on Mon Jul 18, 2011 08:55 PM PDT

 

And only one Masaelh goo. MM, a few seconds is good; they reappear after a few seconds for everyone, even Ayatollahs.

I am hoping this blog will find Emam Zaman for us by the time it scrolls off. Speak up, Yaa Emaam! Or give a sign. Maybe a long banned blogger will be resurrected.

By the way, not to brag, but I achieved Ayatollah after only a eight hours.


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MM

Ari - the one at 8 o'clock disappeared for less than a second

by MM on Mon Jul 18, 2011 08:45 PM PDT

What am I? a kaafar or Masaele goo

But, if you had bottles of wine instead, the solution may have been different for faramarz and I.


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Faramarz

I Am Kaffar Too!

by Faramarz on Mon Jul 18, 2011 08:31 PM PDT

Nothing moved for me either and I got crossed eyed!

I think Hazrat-e-Abbas hand in the middle is holding all the Emams in place!


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All-Iranians

All-Infidels report

by All-Iranians on Mon Jul 18, 2011 08:26 PM PDT

Excellent artistic work. Thank you Ari. 


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Monda

Kaafar reporting - Good one

by Monda on Mon Jul 18, 2011 07:28 PM PDT

This reminded me to schedule my optometrist appointment. Thank you Ari for the laugh and the reminder.


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