Ari Siletz

"I heard him cry 'Yaa Ali,' loud and clear," says 106 year old British midwife (1970 photo above) present at the birth of Iran's Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Seyd Ali Khamenei. She came forward after a recent claim that the Ayatollah spoke at the moment of birth. "Mashad? No, he was born right here in London!" she states. Following her revelation, a copy of Khamenei's British birth certificate was found at a London registry. The birth certifiacte discovery exacerbates Khamenei's troubles at home as he struggles against accusations that he is a British agent.