If I Were…

If I Were…
by bubbly
19-Sep-2009
 

If I ever were BALD

I would not be appalled

My pate, tea would scald

Play cricket securely walled

 

If I had dog EAR

Ridicule I would never fear

I will ever for myself cheer

I will remain in top gear

 

If I had squint EYE

I will never feel shy

Before U, always will be I

All will say, “my my”

 

If I had a bulbous NOSE

Never be blocked or close

I look good when I pose

The beauty and her rose

 

If I had thick LIP

In cream I will dip

Many stories I will whip

Lemonade will I ever sip

 

If I had buck TEETH

My tongue they will sheath

My face will look a heath

Who cares what lies beneath?

 

With these, I can compete with MONALISA

I will then climb Leaning Tower Of Pisa

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vildemose

Beautiful bubbly jon. You're

by vildemose on

Beautiful bubbly jon. You're so adorable! Thank you.


bajenaghe naghi

bubbly jan

by bajenaghe naghi on

a very nice poem. But I did have a lot of difficulty concentrating while the pretty woman made faces at me.