Life Is A BITCH

Life Is A BITCH
by bubbly
22-Apr-2009
 

Call it letter H or Aitch
Means same, life is a bitch
Neither Czar nor Czarevitch
Quality of life gone to a ditch

Dark supernatural eldritch
Gives foul odour like a fitch
What lies for human glitch
Why is there always a hitch

It is a lifelong ongoing itch
There is nothing fair or just
Odds and evens in a knitch
From London to Lubavitch

From Maggie to mad Mitch
Trying to find their niche
Vainly try to overstretch
But sadly finding no pitch

This is a vice, evil, quitch
Be they poor or mega rich
Rumour-mongers act as snitch
Their tongues on a wild twitch

Who can set it right, unhitch
Climbing slowly like a vetch
Not knowing where or which
There is an entry but no exit

Life sails on miserable yatch
Humans being stewed, zoutch

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Yeah...

by doost (not verified) on

Yeah... that's right!!
I'm almost finished... just another stitch!
Thanks!


anonymous fish

i have to tell you...

by anonymous fish on

you're the coolest.  i've enjoyed your little poem-ettes SO much.

damet garm.

ps.  you know what bitch stands for, don't you?  babe in total control of herself... :-)