Sex Irani vs. Sex Farangi

The Dude
by The Dude
04-Dec-2007
 

 

 

Sex Farangi:
Ahh
Ooh
Yes
Oh
Baby
Come
Huuummm
Fuck me
OOOHHH
................

Thanks!


Sex Irani:
Yavash
Akh
Hosh, heyvooon
Moohamo kandi
Jerr khord olagh
Vahshi
Bi shour, raft too koonam

................

Gomsho! Az mardaye farangi yad begir...


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Could it Be That You're Ugly?! or disrespectful?

by Hesam (not verified) on

Personally I've never had this experience. I've been with both Iranian and American girls and this is my experience:

American Girl:
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YESSS, YESSS, MORE MORE
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bahal va true

by ye kasi (not verified) on

kheyli bahal bodesh


AmirT

Dude

by AmirT on

You're funny, but your Iranian girl above (in the first version, at least!) sounds like a cheap, unsatisfied whore, or just an ungrateful, frigid bitch. I'm sorry you haven't had much luck with Iranians. If this is a pattern, you better stick with (and stick it in, LOL) the farangi girls.

 

Good luck, Dude.


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Irane

by The Dude on

O.K., so don't give me a buzz.


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SEX

by sexy (not verified) on

Well, as an iranian in u.s., I have to say that both irani and american fuckers have sex the same way and i have slept with both so i know what i'm talking about. Not just one or two, the figure is higher than that. Guys are out there looking for their own pleasure in both ethnic group. Once they are married, if u don't tell a guy what to do, a girl will suffer in not having proper sexual orgasim.


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Dude you just have sex with the same type?!

by Irane (not verified) on

Dude you just have sex with the same type?! In 2 generations all you were able to get is akeleh type from bars?! What kind of sounds do you expect these type of Irani women to make for you who goes from 20 year old to a 50 year old in the same breath? You have sex with both mother and daughter and say they are the same?! Farangi mother and daughters are the same too? Sure we believe you. You are Tom Cruise. Doesn't seem like the problem is Irani girls, it seems your house is fucked up from the foundation! Just like Tom Cruise!


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Irane

by The Dude on

Quite a few. The "second generation" Iranian women act a certain way, but usually turn into "first generation" in bed.

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How many Iranian women have

by Irane (not verified) on

How many Iranian women have you had sex with? none? one? What about 2nd generation "Iranians" who barely speak Farsi? are they Irani or Farangi?


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Xerxes

by The Dude on

You can also think of it this way: Maybe you're just not good at it.


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Yek Doctor mofid va mokhtasar va very true.!

avalin moshkeleh midd east rabeteshoun ba sexeh !

va risheyeh agressive boudaneshoun dar hamineh.


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HAHAHAHAH!!

by Ben Madadi on

Funny!


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To Dude

by zart (not verified) on

Dude,
Your second episode needs more explanation:

1 - "Jerr khord olagh". Does she mean her dress or underwear or ...?

2 - "Bi shour, raft too koonam" !?!? What does she refer to? In which position?!

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Great sex has a lot to do with male's performance

by Yek Doctor (not verified) on

Recently I read that 50% of divorces in Iran are directly related to sexual disorders in couples which is very true. The majority of these men were suffering from premature ejaculation and women were
frigid,or unable to experience orgasm. Unfortunately with all the stigmata attached to sex and sexual relationship from the early age in boys and girls in Iran,they grow up lacking the knowledge about their own sexuality and their opposite sex. This problem not only will ruin their marriage, but in a larger scale will create a society that is disfunctional. For an Iranian man foreplay has no meaning.He thinks when he is ready he HAS to put it in a hole and that is sex to him. So it is true that he is VAHSHI.For a woman whose sexual organ is not ready to "Recieve"it is going to feel like she is "Dareh jerr Mikhoreh".Maybe Iranain women need a longer foreplay before they are ready compared to a Farangi but IT IS THE MAN'S JOB TO MAKE HER READY BEFORE HE COULD DO HIS JOB.I believe when the issue of a sexual relationship is well studied and known to men and women of a society they will behave more democratic and civilized. The opposite is true .In a society that the issue of sex is taboo they will have more complex social problems that show themselves in so many different ways that are all destructive in nature. This is an important subject that needs urgent attention by educators in Iran.


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Hey Dude,

by xerxes (not verified) on

one of the followings applies to you:
1- You are extremely lucky and have met a Farangi NYMPHO.
2- Your only exposure to Farangi sex is through porn movies.
3- You call 1-900 lines too often.
4- You have lost a fortune in "escort services"
Otherwise "sky's the same color where ever you go"