Sex Farangi:
Ahh
Ooh
Yes
Oh
Baby
Come
Huuummm
Fuck me
OOOHHH
................
Thanks!
Sex Irani:
Yavash
Akh
Hosh, heyvooon
Moohamo kandi
Jerr khord olagh
Vahshi
Bi shour, raft too koonam
................
Gomsho! Az mardaye farangi yad begir...
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fuck u alls you gonna fuck
by tony montana (not verified) on Sat Dec 22, 2007 01:38 AM PSTfuck u alls
you gonna fuck with me
fuck u mother fuckers
i will kill all of u cock suckers
i am tony montana
fuck all americans
viva cuba
dude right thats wat i am thinking so
by vincent (not verified) on Wed Dec 19, 2007 04:17 AM PSTiranina girl< pls dont do this i cant suck i am virgin no no so tell me why u want me ta have sex with u> irani prostute< where is my money just one time from pussy not behind dont touch my ass asshole i cant do it for u u should do it no kiss no touch just fuck ugly brown pussy irani sex in one word is DISaster make u sick and your self confident completly destroyd
Could it Be That You're Ugly?! or disrespectful?
by Hesam (not verified) on Fri Dec 07, 2007 04:02 PM PSTPersonally I've never had this experience. I've been with both Iranian and American girls and this is my experience:
American Girl:
OHHH BABY, YOU'RE WONDERFUL
YESSS, YESSS, MORE MORE
WOW, HOLD ME, SQUEEZE ME, YES YES
Iranian Girl:
OKHH JOON, CHEGHADR TO MAAHI
AREH, BIA JOLOTAR AZEEZAM
JOOON, FESHARAM BEDEH, MOHKAMTAR
GHORBUNET BERAM
.....
Maybe it's because no matter who tells me "Gomsho... Olagh.." she'll be kicked out of my home and my life for good. I respect my lover/mate, whoever she may be, and she respects me back. :)
bahal va true
by ye kasi (not verified) on Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:09 AM PSTkheyli bahal bodesh
Dude
by AmirT on Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:51 AM PSTYou're funny, but your Iranian girl above (in the first version, at least!) sounds like a cheap, unsatisfied whore, or just an ungrateful, frigid bitch. I'm sorry you haven't had much luck with Iranians. If this is a pattern, you better stick with (and stick it in, LOL) the farangi girls.
Good luck, Dude.
Irane
by The Dude on Wed Dec 05, 2007 06:26 PM PSTO.K., so don't give me a buzz.
SEX
by sexy (not verified) on Wed Dec 05, 2007 04:52 PM PSTWell, as an iranian in u.s., I have to say that both irani and american fuckers have sex the same way and i have slept with both so i know what i'm talking about. Not just one or two, the figure is higher than that. Guys are out there looking for their own pleasure in both ethnic group. Once they are married, if u don't tell a guy what to do, a girl will suffer in not having proper sexual orgasim.
Dude you just have sex with the same type?!
by Irane (not verified) on Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:43 AM PSTDude you just have sex with the same type?! In 2 generations all you were able to get is akeleh type from bars?! What kind of sounds do you expect these type of Irani women to make for you who goes from 20 year old to a 50 year old in the same breath? You have sex with both mother and daughter and say they are the same?! Farangi mother and daughters are the same too? Sure we believe you. You are Tom Cruise. Doesn't seem like the problem is Irani girls, it seems your house is fucked up from the foundation! Just like Tom Cruise!
Irane
by The Dude on Wed Dec 05, 2007 08:37 AM PSTQuite a few. The "second generation" Iranian women act a certain way, but usually turn into "first generation" in bed.
That said, if you would like to prove me wrong in any way, do give me a buzz. :-)
How many Iranian women have
by Irane (not verified) on Wed Dec 05, 2007 07:54 AM PSTHow many Iranian women have you had sex with? none? one? What about 2nd generation "Iranians" who barely speak Farsi? are they Irani or Farangi?
Xerxes
by The Dude on Wed Dec 05, 2007 07:39 AM PSTYou can also think of it this way: Maybe you're just not good at it.
Radio Koo Koo! Radio Kaa Kaa!
by Sex irooni (not verified) on Wed Dec 05, 2007 07:34 AM PSTSex Irani
Radio Koo Koo!
Radio Kaa Kaa!
Radio Koo Koo
Radio Kaa Kaa
Sex Faranagi
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo figaro-Magnifico
Easy come easy go-, will you let me go
Bismillah! No-, we will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let me go
Hey wait a minute, this is
by Don juan Karaj (not verified) on Wed Dec 05, 2007 06:33 AM PSTHey wait a minute, this is the transcript of my girlfriend, Aghdas's usual sweet nothing talk.
Mokhtasar
by IranFr on Wed Dec 05, 2007 02:36 AM PSTYek Doctor mofid va mokhtasar va very true.!
avalin moshkeleh midd east rabeteshoun ba sexeh !
va risheyeh agressive boudaneshoun dar hamineh.
HAHAHAHAH!!
by Ben Madadi on Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:48 AM PSTFunny!
To Dude
by zart (not verified) on Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:45 PM PSTDude,
Your second episode needs more explanation:
1 - "Jerr khord olagh". Does she mean her dress or underwear or ...?
2 - "Bi shour, raft too koonam" !?!? What does she refer to? In which position?!
Cheers,
Great sex has a lot to do with male's performance
by Yek Doctor (not verified) on Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:21 PM PSTRecently I read that 50% of divorces in Iran are directly related to sexual disorders in couples which is very true. The majority of these men were suffering from premature ejaculation and women were
frigid,or unable to experience orgasm. Unfortunately with all the stigmata attached to sex and sexual relationship from the early age in boys and girls in Iran,they grow up lacking the knowledge about their own sexuality and their opposite sex. This problem not only will ruin their marriage, but in a larger scale will create a society that is disfunctional. For an Iranian man foreplay has no meaning.He thinks when he is ready he HAS to put it in a hole and that is sex to him. So it is true that he is VAHSHI.For a woman whose sexual organ is not ready to "Recieve"it is going to feel like she is "Dareh jerr Mikhoreh".Maybe Iranain women need a longer foreplay before they are ready compared to a Farangi but IT IS THE MAN'S JOB TO MAKE HER READY BEFORE HE COULD DO HIS JOB.I believe when the issue of a sexual relationship is well studied and known to men and women of a society they will behave more democratic and civilized. The opposite is true .In a society that the issue of sex is taboo they will have more complex social problems that show themselves in so many different ways that are all destructive in nature. This is an important subject that needs urgent attention by educators in Iran.
Hey Dude,
by xerxes (not verified) on Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:19 PM PSTone of the followings applies to you:
1- You are extremely lucky and have met a Farangi NYMPHO.
2- Your only exposure to Farangi sex is through porn movies.
3- You call 1-900 lines too often.
4- You have lost a fortune in "escort services"
Otherwise "sky's the same color where ever you go"