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Ahmadinejad is on a Sabbatical!
01-May-2011
Since the rather abrupt and unannounced disappearance of Ahmadinejad from the public eye more than a week ago, the world press have been asking this question; “Where is Ahmadinejad and what is he up to?”
So I decided to find out for myself.
Here is what I came up with but I am sure that there are more ideas out there. So please don’t hold back and let’s hear them!
1. After attending the Royal wedding, he is fox hunting with the Royals in the English countryside!
2. He is on a sabbatical in south of France writing his memoires!
3. Ahmadinejad and the Mrs., after renewing their wows are enjoying their second honeymoon on the cruise ship Star Clipper in the Mediterranean!
4. He is in New York auditioning for the next season’s “Dancing with the Stars” partnering with lovely Anna Trebunsakaya!
5. Ahmadinejad, upon the insistence of his pregnant girlfriend is attending a Lamaze class and is bonding with other soon-to-be-fathers! Don’t forget to breathe out!
6. Upon learning that the Republican Presidential candidates for 2012 are not that strong, he is in Iowa throwing his hat into the ring and getting ready for the Republican Caucuses!
7. He is checking out the senior citizen homes in Florida and is learning how to play golf!
8. He is in LA at the care of a famous plastic surgeon getting a few things done!
9. In partnership with Iron Chef Morimoto, he is opening a new sushi-kabobi concept restaurant in the wine country!
10. After falling in love with the Abominable Snowman, he now happily lives in the woods of Saskatchewan!
The picture above is Playboy's Miss Airport for January 2011!
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Never thought I would say this
by Ari Siletz on Sun May 01, 2011 06:20 PM PDTBy the way, very creative Ahmadinejad reasons. #8 seems the closest to the truth, as someone pretending to be Ahmadinejad has reportedly shown up for work.
I like your reasons better
by MM on Sun May 01, 2011 05:39 PM PDTHe was being stretched to add a few more centimeters in height
He was looking for a replacement for his Peugeot on ebay (ID: persiankhoshgel)
After poo-pooing the economy, the people and foreign relations, he was looking for a new subject to puck up
He was on a secret mission to learn about the universal laws and typical order of succession in hereditary Faghiharchy for Seyyed Ali's son, Moji
He was looking for more ugli pills so that the VF does not turn against him یک فرمانده سپاه: دلیل انتخاب احمدی نژادازسوی رهبرقیافه " گند و کثیف "اوبود
You didn't miss it
by All-Iranians on Sun May 01, 2011 05:00 PM PDTYour additions were posted here //iranian.com/main/blog/all-iranians/what-queen-elizabeth-and-ali-khamenei-have-common Thanks!
Don't worry Faramarz
by Anahid Hojjati on Sun May 01, 2011 12:15 PM PDTAhmadinejad already resurfaced. May be he has access to Iranian.com and did not want to "sojeh daste IC bede". Even though his "bood" and "nabood" , it is all sojeh. Also regarding his disappearance, it brings to mind the expression:
میمون هرچی زشتره بازیش بیشتره.
I Miss that Sneaky Little Guy!
by Faramarz on Sun May 01, 2011 12:08 PM PDTThank you Anahid and All-Iranians for your contributions.
I hope that he re-surfaces soon. This site is not the same without him!
Was working for ATF
by All-Iranians on Sun May 01, 2011 11:24 AM PDTHe was working for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) in Beltsville, Maryland (USA). He was doing research on the quality of some imported Russian Vodkas. He became so high that they had to fire him. He is now feeling all right and back to his office in Tehran. He said to BBC that, "I love Russian Vodka and I plan to go back to ATF; I don't care if they fired me. I will be there soon"!
May be Ahmadinejad, Moussavi and karroubi are at same place
by Anahid Hojjati on Sun May 01, 2011 10:17 AM PDTpracticing for next election TV debates, to keep Iranian people entertained and busy for some more years.