It’s been predicted that tomorrow, Saturday, May, 21, 2011 is the end of the world as we know it and Rapture will take place!
What this means is that all the good Evangelical Christians, Tea Party types and right wing Republicans will be shuttled to the heavens tomorrow in an orderly manner in air conditioned buses; something like those Vegas tours for Iranians from LA to do some gambling and watch Andy, Shahram and Ebi in concert!
And the rest of us Infidels, Muslims, Bahhai’s, Jews, Armenians, “Declined to Say”, cats and dogs, etc. will remain on earth and will face earthquakes, tsunamis, tornadoes and famines and will end up in the burning hell in the near future!
So I just wanted to take a moment and say goodbye to all the “Doomed Ones” here on this site and I hope that I’ll see you soon down in hell with all the sinners, movie stars, gamblers, fornicators and cheaters!
I also hope that JJ will bring his servers down there since we will have a lot of free time to blog in between all the sins!
I think that I am going to go and get a haircut now! You never know who you are going to run into down there!
Here is Rapture by Debbie Harry.
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Mash Ghasem
by Faramarz on Sat May 21, 2011 01:02 PM PDTThanks for the clips! They are so cool!
The place was called Soap Factory. It was a club in New Jersey famous for the great music. Here is my favorite music from that era.
Hot Shot by Karen Young.
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0bPyCR9Kwc
He's made a lot of money out of this
by Shepesh on Sat May 21, 2011 12:44 PM PDTApparently Camping has made $120 million from donations from his followers. I wonder what they will use it for or if he will refund their cheques.
Thanks for the reminder and da song
by Mash Ghasem on Sat May 21, 2011 12:45 AM PDTbtw, that song is probably the first rap song of its kind. But she's white, and in Rap she gets almost no recognition. Some might say she was influenced by Da Suga Hill Gang, but then again who wasn't?
Sugarhill Gang - Rapper's Delight//www.youtube.com/watch?v=diiL9bqvalo
Just in case you wanna dance to the end of the world, ...
Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's high
DJ's spinnin' are savin' my mind
Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe' no do
And you don't stop, sure shot
Go out to the parking lot
And you get in your car and you drive real far
And you drive all night and then you see a light
And it comes right down and lands on the ground
And out comes a man from Mars
And you try to run but he's got a gun
And he shoots you dead and he eats your head
And then you're in the man from Mars
You go out at night, eatin' cars
You eat Cadillacs, Lincolns too
Mercuries and Subarus
And you don't stop, you keep on eatin' cars
Then, when there's no more cars
You go out at night and eat up bars where the people meet
Face to face, dance cheek to cheek
One to one, man to man
Dance toe to toe
Don't move too slow, 'cause the man from Mars
Is through with cars, he's eatin' bars
Yeah, wall to wall, door to door, hall to hall
He's gonna eat 'em all
Rapture, be pure
Take a tour, through the sewer
Don't strain your brain, paint a train
You'll be singin' in the rain
I said don't stop, do punk rock
Well now you see what you wanna be
Just have your party on TV
'Cause the man from Mars won't eat up bars when the TV's on
And now he's gone back up to space
Where he won't have a hassle with the human race
And you hip-hop, and you don't stop
Just blast off, sure shot
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up!
Glass of Cognac
by pedro on Fri May 20, 2011 09:06 PM PDTI'll be in my beautiful back yard with a glass of Cognac in my hand at 5:45 listenning to classical music awaiting the rupture. world would have been so un-fun with out these lunatics and their predictions.
I am Persia. I pray to Ahoura Mazda.
Faramarz
by MM on Fri May 20, 2011 06:33 PM PDTFaramarz - The idea of rapture is serious shtuff, man. That is why you should also take George Carlin's advice (I think!) and practice all religions with rapture, just in case any of them rupture.
And you tell us now?
by divaneh on Fri May 20, 2011 05:09 PM PDTYou could have told me a year ago so that I could have enjoyed my life to the full and would have not cared about saving or haggling with the grocer over a few pennies.
I agree Faramrz
by Soosan Khanoom on Fri May 20, 2011 02:52 PM PDTa lavish wedding needs quite some time ......
save us some cake
: )
A Perspective on the End of Days
by faryarm on Fri May 20, 2011 02:46 PM PDTThere is a an interesting article worth sharing on this subject in todays's Huffington Post, some of you might find interesting.
faryarm
Baha'i Perspective on the End of Days
Here is an excerpt and full link :
//www.huffingtonpost.com/shastri-purushotma/a...
"This Saturday, May 21, 2011, is yet another date in a long list of days on which some have confidently predicted "the end of days" or "judgment day." We even read reports that a man in New York has disposed of his entire life savings and spent it on advertising billboards announcing this impending doomsday. This has happened many times before. It will happen again.
Inevitably, the fixed date comes and goes. Afterwards, the sun still shines, the birds still sing and many have a good laugh at those who were absolutely convinced they would be taken up in a shower of light while others are "left behind" to suffer eternal wailing and gnashing of teeth.
The Baha'is have an interesting and different take on the end times scenario. Rather than expecting a Hollywood-screenwriter's dream that will occur within 24 hours, like this coming Saturday, they instead see "the end of days" as the end of one major stage of history and the beginning of a new one. This is harder to sell to Hollywood, but easier to reconcile with basic common sense and a modest understanding of history."
From Huffington Post
//www.huffingtonpost.com/shastri-purushotma/a...
Soosan Khanoom
by Faramarz on Fri May 20, 2011 01:53 PM PDTI am not going to get rushed into walking down the isles just because of some famine or tsunami!
I want a proper ceremony with a wedding planner, the flower person, matching socks, polished shoes and lots of cake!
The day after tomorrow: in heaven or lunatic asylum
by Disenchanted on Fri May 20, 2011 01:34 PM PDTSo if the day after tomorrow, the idiots who advocate these delusions don't find themselves in heaven, should be escorted to lunatic asylum! :-)
Azarin
by Soosan Khanoom on Fri May 20, 2011 01:22 PM PDTThe exact timing is 6 pm
I guess my question is .... why has it to be that late and worse than that on Saturday?
Could it not be at least on Monday and earlier in the day ? so i do not have to go to work :)
Faramarz
by Soosan Khanoom on Fri May 20, 2011 01:16 PM PDTJust in case if you are not getting married because you are scared of the lengthiness of the marriage ...... i suggest you go ahead and tie the knot with your significant other today .....
then there should be no fear of " till death do us apart "
i hope she is an evangelists so we will have you back on the market the day after : )
Faramarz, I am prepared since I got good water
by Anahid Hojjati on Fri May 20, 2011 01:09 PM PDTThis morning I was discussing with my daughter about the water bottles in the garage. I bought them without realizing that they are flavored and they are horrible. Neither of us like it. So I told my daughter that I am saving them for when earthquake hits to be used then. Her answer was that in the event of an earthquake, at least you want to have good water to drink. I just got some regular water bottles. There are many of them. All lined up on a table in the garage, and that is extent of my readiness for rapture. Oh sure, I also got some lavash few days ago. I am set for rapture.
Faramarz, thanks for reminding us of the gloom and doom.
Baba velemoon kon toro abalfazl
by ALLGOTTI on Fri May 20, 2011 12:45 PM PDTSo I won't pay my next mortgage? :D
It is due tomm...awesomeeeeeee
..............
by IranMarzban on Fri May 20, 2011 12:40 PM PDToh boy not another Y2K
FREE IRAN
Not sure about Rapture 2morrow
by zztop on Fri May 20, 2011 12:35 PM PDT...but the 80's early MTV days video sure threw me for a loop.
Any idea about the exact time?
by Azarin Sadegh on Fri May 20, 2011 12:29 PM PDTI'm going to have a reading tomorrow between 12:45 and 1:30 PM....If you're sure about its eact time and if it is before 12:45, please let me know so I would stop practicing..:-)
I heard a friend of mine
by ramintork on Fri May 20, 2011 11:27 AM PDTI guess the air traffic controls will be busy then!