IRANdokht

Irandokht jan

I totally agree with you on your assessment of the man.

God broke the mold when he made Iranian men. :o)

Talk about fine.  

Dr. K was wise in selecting you for Intelligence. I would have selected you too.

I may not have been posting much but I have been keeping up with your blogs.

Your blogs are very good. I have especially enjoyed the political ones.

solh va doosti

Sweet dreams to all

Dear Masoud jan

Your comments were just wonderful. I wish you had not deleted the other one!!!  

I believe all of us can take a joke and we should too! especially coming from someone as respected as yourself. 

Please don't apologize and don't even regret it!!! :0)

IRANdokht

Ey Mellat-e Sharrif...

We are happy to announce that the office of the Masoul Hajj and Office of the President has agreed in principal on a 5 year money making joint venture program expanding the Haaj program beyond Mecca to Amsterdam, Bangkok and Los Vegas. For more information please contact the Masoul-e Haaj or the office of the President.  

IRANdokht Jaan, We need close coordination with your office on the said program. And there is no need to look into Hajji's books!

--Your President-e Mahboub 

Nadia jan

He sure is the sexiest Iranian man alive (People magazine style) ;-) 

just check out his website using the links I provided at the bottom of the blog. He has even nicer pictures there.

IRANdokht

Merci.....IRANdokht but of course.....

 the picture you selected was a nice attraction. hahaha

One of the things that keeps me coming back to this wonderful blog. :o)

I was going to say something about the young man but Killjoy beat me to it.

solh va doosti

Thank you all

LOL T!  you got it girl! Would Oxford do?

I am glad the Farsi blog attracted you and Nadia too. I was hoping you'd like the pictures but Dr K came to the rescue with his well-placed cabinet members anyway ;-) 

Arash jan I am glad you liked it. I wasn't sure if this was old news...

Darius jan I still think that was just a rumor, in any case the reasonings Nabavi counts sounded fun enough to share.

Majid jan your family members would have to get clearance first. wink wink

Ebi jan you embraced this position so fast, I think I may have to look into those bank accounts soon.... hmmmm

Mr Prez you're da boss :0) 

IRANdokht

اطلأعیه دفتر آقای علی‌ کردان

بدینوسیله آمادگی‌ این دفتر را جهت اخذ هرگونه مدرک تحصیلی‌ از هرگونه دانشگاه در اقصی نقاط دنیا بمنظور احراز پست وزارت اعلام میدارد.

ولله مع المتقلبون

پی‌ اس . گفتیم تا تنور داغه مام نون رو بچسبونیم

Bebakhshid Iran Dokht

Dear Iran Dokht,

My apologies for diverting the main theme of your thread.

MK

Thanks IRANdokht dear

Very funn post; can't stop laughing! 

Arash M-K

LOL Killjoy

First of all Congratulations! :0)

What a smooth way to tempt me to buy you a few drinks ;-)

I guess you're right about Dr K, I was going to suggest vazeer kaar (ministry of Labour) but you're right he even selected valieh faghih!! 

Dr K is God! ;-)

IRANdokht

Bitter Sweet!

What's this handsome young man doing in Iran?

Mr. Nabavi is funny as always.

Thanks IRANdokht!

Dear Masoud,

I'm still laughing. You must be visiting iranian.com more often than I thought.

I liked Ebi's new post so much. He seems to be having it all in DC.

And your unprejudiced choice of women for the posts they deserve most was fantastic. I make sure not to drink in IRANdokht's presence. I tend to open up quickly.

All of these guys must be excited about their new jobs.

Just imagine Samsam teaching Arabs how to speak "Parsi" and Amil building mosques or "madrasahs" all over Iran. It would be fun to watch him begging for a larger budget each year.

With Ali P. at the U.N. trying not to ofend anyone the president and his cabinet will have lots on their hands.

Someone should inform Mr. Kashani of his new post, so he won't bomb the hell out of Iran before we get there. We need a country to run.

As for me, I'm so happy I finally get a ministerial job. My mother would have been proud of me.

I had great fun Masoud, I loved it. And thanks for the post. After all, what are friends for?

Dear Irandokht:

Masoud has the most important position. He's the kingmaker. He gets to sigle-handedly select all members of the cabinet, even the velayateh faghih.

Interesting selections...........:o)

 especially the one for Ambassador to Hell.

solh va doosti/paz a vosotros/paix et amitié

Mr. Kazemzadeh aziz

Lovely.Sepaas for your pick,I'm speechless! how can I thank you?!.Just reserved my seat on a Saudi Air flight to Madineh to take control of  Be'se Rahbari !!.

BTW Omreh or Tamatto'

best wishes

p.s.

Hamshahri havaato daaram !! shoma feghat begoo :

Haaj Ebi, Haaj Ebi,  Hamaayatat mikoneem !!

p.p.s.

Irandokht Jaan,Khaahari kon o maa ro az gozinesh pass kon,naasalaamati har do seyyed hasteem ! Noone maaro aajor nakoni !!

Irandokht aziz !

sepaas

what exactly is involved

in the vetting process? 

My college scores are NOT available to the public.  I'd rather you NOT look too closely at my tax returns either.  However, I have no hidden assets (shoot, I don't HAVE any assets).  No major skeletons but I'm sure a few miscellaneous bones here and there.

If I should pass the vetting, I accept the position offered with great honor!

peace out

Mr. Kazemzadeh aziz

Very funny list my friend! I promise to be the President for all the people and I pick you sir as my VP! You  seem to be one of the only hand full of normal and sane folks on this site!  :o)

PS. I also nominate Mr. Kadivar Jaan for Minister (Vazir) Darbaar! :o)

PPS. Ebi Jaan you have the money making position! but we all have to be cleared for our positions by none other than, IRANdokht Khanoum! :o)

هولد آن دکتر جان....هولد آن...

اولا" ممنون از حسن انتخاب سرکار در مورد انتصاب اینجانب در کابینه در تبعید، من اصلا از سالیان پیش خدمت جنابعالی ارادت داشتم، حالا میفهمم بی‌ مناسبت نبوده است!

دوما" نظر به حسن نیت حضرتعالی در تکمیل ما بقی پست‌ها باستحضار می‌رساند که اینجانب دارای دو برادر، چهار پسر، دو پسر خاله، یک پسر عمو و تعداد بیشماری اقوام اناث و ذکور "عره و عوره و شنبله غوره" بوده که هر یک بیصبرانه منتظر شنیدن اخبار خوش از ناحیه سرکار عالی‌ میباشند.

باشد که در اسرع وقت تا کسی‌ داوطلب نشده پست‌های باقیمانده به نامبردگان ابلاغ گردد.

Good one! Dr K

haalaa jaassoos savaki ham shodim? :0)

I really liked your picks,  but didn't see Masoud khan in the list...

IRANdokht

Cabinet in Exile :-)

Well DK jaan,

here is our cabinet in exile      :-)

JJ, Supreme Leader.

Foad, Rais Herasat of the Office of the Supreme Leader, and IT Chief of the Country.

Khar, President.

Dariush Kadivar, Minister of Culture.

Party Girl, Minister of Seda va Sima.

IRAN dokht, Minister of Intelligence.

Jimzbund, Deputy to Iran Dokht.

Majid, Poet Laureate, Minister of Wit, Magic, and Making People Happy.

Amil Imani, Vezarat Ershad Islami.

Fred, Minister of Foreign Affairs.

Killjoy, Interior Minister.

Lale Koopal, Youth Minister.

SCE Campaign, Minister of Human Rights.

Farhad Kashani, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

David ET, Ambassador to the U.S. while Obama is President.

Samsam, Iran’s Ambassador to Saudi Arabia.

American Wife: US Ambassador to Iran.

Ali P., Iran’s Ambassador to the UN.

Souri, Iran’s Ambassador to Russia.

Jahamshah Rashidian, Iranian Ambassador to Germany.

TheMRS, Iran’s Ambassador to Hell.

Ebi amirhosseini, Masoul Hajj.

News Goffer, Head of DINA (Democratic Iranian News Agency).

Sickofiri, Head of Truth and Reconciliation Commission.

Shazde Asadola Mirza, Counsel General to San Francisco.

Darn IT ! ;0(

I guess they fear he will move to Hollywood like Golshifteh !

What a Ministery of Culture we Have don't we ?

I am willing to serve as Minister of Culture of Any Provisionary government in Exile: Republican or Monarchist to your convenience Just Get Organized and I will prepare my Inauguration Speech  for the First Iranian Oscars of the POST IRI Iran/Persia ;0)